Bandit LOAF
Long Live the Confederation!
These people are idiots, though. The best thing you can do is, at all costs, avoid becoming like them.
You've got a bunch of grown men who analyize a childrens movie. Now, before you cry fowl -- I think that's great. I think that's pretty damn cool. I love and obsess over lots of stupid, pointless things. I have nothing against that. It's great.
But here you have a bunch of people who have, somehow, binded their own pathetically lacking egos to the abilities of their fictional weapons. To the point that they will now disregard all logic to make sure they have the 'most powerful' spaceship.
You see a model space ship blow up a rock? Well, that rock must have been a solid object made of the strongest element in the universe! That means Star Wars lasers have the power of a million billion atomic bombs! It just doesn't come up much in the movies!
They will tell you this with a straight face. The other guy in the debate is then supposed to do the same thing with his favorite series ("The Enterprise vaporizes an asteroid in episode so-and-so! That means a 2hooblogramx^128 of physical energy is being displaced!"). Then they call eachother liars for fifty pages of text.
And they *honestly* believe that inane crap like this is a 'scientific' analysis and a rational 'debate' about whatever their favorite series is.
Avoid being like them! They are the saddest people in the universe. If you have to debate with them -- and the lure is strong, I admit -- then claim only what you can *explicitly* prove is true, not what you *want* to be true.
And don't even bother pointing out how little any of their 'science' is -- they just won't get it.
You've got a bunch of grown men who analyize a childrens movie. Now, before you cry fowl -- I think that's great. I think that's pretty damn cool. I love and obsess over lots of stupid, pointless things. I have nothing against that. It's great.
But here you have a bunch of people who have, somehow, binded their own pathetically lacking egos to the abilities of their fictional weapons. To the point that they will now disregard all logic to make sure they have the 'most powerful' spaceship.
You see a model space ship blow up a rock? Well, that rock must have been a solid object made of the strongest element in the universe! That means Star Wars lasers have the power of a million billion atomic bombs! It just doesn't come up much in the movies!
They will tell you this with a straight face. The other guy in the debate is then supposed to do the same thing with his favorite series ("The Enterprise vaporizes an asteroid in episode so-and-so! That means a 2hooblogramx^128 of physical energy is being displaced!"). Then they call eachother liars for fifty pages of text.
And they *honestly* believe that inane crap like this is a 'scientific' analysis and a rational 'debate' about whatever their favorite series is.
Avoid being like them! They are the saddest people in the universe. If you have to debate with them -- and the lure is strong, I admit -- then claim only what you can *explicitly* prove is true, not what you *want* to be true.
And don't even bother pointing out how little any of their 'science' is -- they just won't get it.