We do get quite a few weirdos as it is... but a Goatse CZ would get all those crazy Slashdot people linking to it in their comments... so even more weirdos would come... and then SA would do something... and it would never end
It's going to be interesting seeing if he can pull off SWC on the system... he'll have to get a TV-out card for a mac or somesuch... or he could emulate, but that's less fun and more your job.
I dunno if there are any good mac emulators. I bet people throw out macs every day anyway so it should be easy to find one. And if they don't throw out macs every day, I want to know why not.