John Madden was in Indianapolis to announce a football game one weekend
when he noticed a special telephone near the Colts' bench. He asked a
nearby player what it was used for and was told it was a hot line to God."
John asked if he could use it. The player told him "Sure, but it will cost
you $100." John scratched his head, then thought "What the heck, I need a
break picking games." He pulled out his wallet and paid $100. John was
perfect that week.
The next week John was in St. Louis when he noticed the same kind of phone
on the Ram's bench. He asked what the telephone was for and was told,
"It's a hot line to God! If you want to use it, it will cost you $100."
Recalling the past week, John quickly pulled out his wallet and made the
call. John was perfect that week also.
The next weekend John was in Nashville at Adelphia Stadium when he noticed
the same kind of telephone by the Titans' bench. He asked Steve McNair
"Is that the hot line to God?" Steve said, "Yes, but the call will cost
you 35 cents." John looked incredulously at Steve and said. "Wait a
second, I just paid $100 in Indianapolis and St. Louis to use the same
phone to God! Why does Tennessee only charge 35 cents?"
Steve looked at John and replied, "In Tennessee, it's a local call."
GO TITANS!!!!!
when he noticed a special telephone near the Colts' bench. He asked a
nearby player what it was used for and was told it was a hot line to God."
John asked if he could use it. The player told him "Sure, but it will cost
you $100." John scratched his head, then thought "What the heck, I need a
break picking games." He pulled out his wallet and paid $100. John was
perfect that week.
The next week John was in St. Louis when he noticed the same kind of phone
on the Ram's bench. He asked what the telephone was for and was told,
"It's a hot line to God! If you want to use it, it will cost you $100."
Recalling the past week, John quickly pulled out his wallet and made the
call. John was perfect that week also.
The next weekend John was in Nashville at Adelphia Stadium when he noticed
the same kind of telephone by the Titans' bench. He asked Steve McNair
"Is that the hot line to God?" Steve said, "Yes, but the call will cost
you 35 cents." John looked incredulously at Steve and said. "Wait a
second, I just paid $100 in Indianapolis and St. Louis to use the same
phone to God! Why does Tennessee only charge 35 cents?"
Steve looked at John and replied, "In Tennessee, it's a local call."
GO TITANS!!!!!