You're in Trouble... (March 5, 2000)

[ChrisReid]

You're about to walk into the biggest den of villains in the galaxy.You're short, you're podgy, and you've just snogged Mr. Big's mother. Are you scared? Hell, no... you've just bought a Krisk Arms Ultimate Cannon! The Ultimate Cannon is the last word in personal defence - own one, and you've got more firepower in your pocket than most primitive armies!Features include:20mm Neuroaffector beam with Stun, Wound, Maim and Terminate settings.50mm Grenade Launcher with a huge variety of warheads.Personal Shield mode that will resist anything up to a nuclear explosion.The Ultimate Cannon... 2,000 creds, from Krisk Arms!

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Original update published on March 5, 2000