You Foolish Fools! (April 2, 2004)

Bandit LOAF

Long Live the Confederation!
In case you haven't already guessed, all of the updates yesterday were jokes. No, you shouldn't need to be told that - but keep in mind that I received at least one angry instant message from someone trying to find the diamond manta ray on eBay. If you enjoyed yesterday's updates, consult a physician... and then check out the April 1st updates from 2003, 2002, 2001, 2000 and 1999.
So, to recap: no FreeLancer, no helium, no Credit Cards, no toothpaste and no watermarks. Lillard was on Last Call and Akkbar is still pretty ugly, though.


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Original update published on April 2, 2004
 
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