So, is it basketball, baseball, hockey, football (American football), soccer, volleyball, track, rugby, boxing, bowling, golf, criquet, pool?
I was on the basketball team in HS. There were several colleges who wanted me on their teams, probably just for my vertical-leap, which was between 42 and 45-inches (I wasn't so good otherwise-- except 3-pointers.).
Baseball isn't so bad, but softball sucks, and girls play softball, not baseball. And they throw underhand and any f*cking idiot can hit that. It kind of bored the hell out of me. When I was sitting in the field, I zoned out half the time because I could care less. Nearly got bonked in the head once because I wasn't paying attention.
Hockey's cool, but I'm not particularly used to using hockey skates. I'm okay though, and it is pretty fun. Of course I think George Carlin got it right. It's actually 3 things at once -- Ice Skating, fiddling around with a puck and beating the sh*t out of people. The third one's cool as long as you're not on the receiving end.
Football, I like to watch actually. I know that's wierd that I'd like football, but it's not a bad sport. The problem is that the pace of events is slow sometimes, especially if you have a bad offense and a good defense. It also pisses me off to no end when they're an inch from a first down and they punt. Oh f*ck! Just run the motherf*cking ball! You only punt if you're like 20 yards away from the other guy's end-zone or you got like 40 yards to run for a first-down (like if you got a 10 ten yard penalty, and the QB got sacked twice in a row after he got blitzed and decided rather than just throw the ball off into oblivion, ran back like 15 yards and got creamed
).
Soccer's cool, but it just sucks that you can't hit the ball with your hands. Your feet and legs do almost all the work, with your head doing the rest. They say blows to the head are bad for you, although I've taken little head hits in soccer, I have taken a few hits in B-Ball and nothign ever's happened... happened... happened to me
. The goalie's the nicest position because you can use your hands, which I prefer.
Volleyball's a nice sport actually. I played it briefly in HS (gym teacher threatned to fail me if I didn't join the team in 9th grade after she saw me jump up and spike the ball-- nearly broke some poor girls nose. Ms. ****** was an insensitive, arrogant bitch.). If you really want some fun, play it on the beach, you lose like a foot of vertical. I'm still in the 30 inch range.
Track-n-Field: This is a good one, and I'm a good sprinter, but if you want anything more than a mile out of me in good time you're out of luck. I can do up to 5 miles effectively in decent time though.
-Concordia
I was on the basketball team in HS. There were several colleges who wanted me on their teams, probably just for my vertical-leap, which was between 42 and 45-inches (I wasn't so good otherwise-- except 3-pointers.).
Baseball isn't so bad, but softball sucks, and girls play softball, not baseball. And they throw underhand and any f*cking idiot can hit that. It kind of bored the hell out of me. When I was sitting in the field, I zoned out half the time because I could care less. Nearly got bonked in the head once because I wasn't paying attention.
Hockey's cool, but I'm not particularly used to using hockey skates. I'm okay though, and it is pretty fun. Of course I think George Carlin got it right. It's actually 3 things at once -- Ice Skating, fiddling around with a puck and beating the sh*t out of people. The third one's cool as long as you're not on the receiving end.
Football, I like to watch actually. I know that's wierd that I'd like football, but it's not a bad sport. The problem is that the pace of events is slow sometimes, especially if you have a bad offense and a good defense. It also pisses me off to no end when they're an inch from a first down and they punt. Oh f*ck! Just run the motherf*cking ball! You only punt if you're like 20 yards away from the other guy's end-zone or you got like 40 yards to run for a first-down (like if you got a 10 ten yard penalty, and the QB got sacked twice in a row after he got blitzed and decided rather than just throw the ball off into oblivion, ran back like 15 yards and got creamed
). Soccer's cool, but it just sucks that you can't hit the ball with your hands. Your feet and legs do almost all the work, with your head doing the rest. They say blows to the head are bad for you, although I've taken little head hits in soccer, I have taken a few hits in B-Ball and nothign ever's happened... happened... happened to me
. The goalie's the nicest position because you can use your hands, which I prefer.Volleyball's a nice sport actually. I played it briefly in HS (gym teacher threatned to fail me if I didn't join the team in 9th grade after she saw me jump up and spike the ball-- nearly broke some poor girls nose. Ms. ****** was an insensitive, arrogant bitch.). If you really want some fun, play it on the beach, you lose like a foot of vertical. I'm still in the 30 inch range.
Track-n-Field: This is a good one, and I'm a good sprinter, but if you want anything more than a mile out of me in good time you're out of luck. I can do up to 5 miles effectively in decent time though.
-Concordia
. I now play intramural sports like flag football and basketball. I also play in adult league softball and baseball divisions. 
