This has got to be the greatest defense...

Ahh news from my home town, I knew from the begining he was getting a hummer. We even have a highway named after him. Why is it we as a nation choose to memoralize the stupid things that we do?
 
and he was rich too, that helps make him more of a victim and less like an idiot that was cocked off his a**. I don't recall his blood alcohol level but it was high.

jim
 
Speaking on behalf of one of the two other Connecticut residents, I can assure you that we all get blowjobs from our signifigant others while driving.

And that this thread is stupid.
 
As someone who's never driven a car, I can assure you that I also get blowjobs while driving. Every time. Twice. And afterwards, they give you a chocolate egg... and inside the egg? *GOLD*.
 
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