Sinners Dinners (February 16, 2000)

[KrisV]

Restaurant critic B.B. Finn writes. Two days ago, I decided to take the blonde to theSinners Inn, Hermes' most notorious eatery. Whilst it's not exactly the most salubrious surroundings in which I've takensustenance, the staff are nevertheless sociable to a fault, though it is a pity the chef doesn't share this sentiment.I started with Joe's Fried Pie, a foodstuff that, if it didn't already exist, nobody would bother inventing.The blonde had Space Bug Gumbo, although this is perhaps inaccurate, as after one taste of this steaming dish she fled tothe toilets. I complained, but the sole outcome was myself being pummelled soundly around the head and neck area, and wakingup in the gutter. Ho hey.

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Original update published on February 16, 2000