RIP Roger Ebert (1942-2013) (April 4, 2013)

ChrisReid

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Pulitzer prize-winning movie critic Roger Ebert passed away today. He reviewed the Wing Commander Movie in March 1999 and gave it one star. Out of respect for the dead, I'll hold my comments there! Whether you feel that he's spot on or passionately disagree, now's a fitting time to watch the review again here:





Jurgen Prochnow, who played the submarine captain in ``Das Boot,'' is one of the stars of ``Wing Commander,'' and no wonder: This is a sub movie exported to deep space, complete with the obligatory warning about the onboard oxygen running low. ``Torpedoes incoming!'' a watch officer shouts. ``Brace yourself!'' It's 500 years in the future. If the weapons developed by the race of evil Kilrathi only inspire you to ``brace yourself,'' we might reasonably ask what the Kilrathi have been doing with their time.

Other marine notes: ``Hard to port!'' is a command at one point. Reasonable at sea, but in space, where a ship is not sailing on a horizontal surface, not so useful. ``Quiet! There's a destroyer!'' someone shouts, and then everyone on board holds their breath, as there are subtle sonar pings on the soundtrack, and we hear the rumble of a giant vessel overhead. Or underhead. Wherever. ``In space,'' as ``Alien'' reminded us, ``no one can hear you scream.'' There is an excellent reason for that: Vacuums do not conduct sound waves, not even those caused by giant destroyers.


Such logic is of course irrelevant to ``Wing Commander,'' a movie based on a video game and looking like one a lot of the time, as dashing pilots fly around blowing up enemy targets. Our side kills about a zillion Kilrathi for every one of our guys who buys it, but when heroes die, of course they die in the order laid down by ancient movie cliches. The moment I saw that one of the pilots was an attractive black woman (Ginny Holder), I knew she'd go down, or up, in flames.

The plot involves war between the humans and the Kilrathi, who have refused all offers of peace and wish only to be targets in the cross hairs of video computer screens. Indeed, according to a Web page, they hope to ``destroy the universe,'' which seems self-defeating. The Kilrathi are ugly turtleoid creatures with goatees, who talk like voice synthesizers cranked way down, heavy on the bass.

Against them stand the noble earthlings, although the film's hero, Blair (Freddie Prinze Jr.) is suspect in some circles because he is a half-breed. Yes, his mother was a Pilgrim. Who were the Pilgrims? Humans who were the original space voyagers and developed a gene useful for instinctively navigating in ``space-time itself.'' (Just about all navigation is done in space-time itself, but never mind.) Pilgrims went too far and dared too much, so timid later men resented them--but if you need someone to skip across a Gravity Hole, a Pilgrim is your man.

There are actors on board capable of splendid performances. The commander of the fleet is played by David Warner, who brings utter believability to, alas, banal dialogue. Two of the other officers, played by Tcheky Karyo and Prochnow, are also fine; I'd like to see them in a real Navy movie. Prinze shows again an easy grace and instant likeability. Matthew Lillard, as a hotshot pilot named Maniac, gets into a daredevil competition with the Holder character, and I enjoyed their energy. And the perfectly named Saffron Burrows has a pleasing presence as the head of the pilot squadron, although having recently seen her in a real movie (Mike Figgis' ``The Loss of Sexual Innocence,'' at Sundance), I assume she took this role to pay the utility bills.

These actors, alas, are at the service of a submoronic script and special effects that look like a video game writ large. ``Wing Commander'' arrives at the end of a week that began with the death of the creator of ``2001: A Space Odyssey.'' Close the pod bay door, Hal. And turn off the lights.

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Original update published on April 4, 2013
 
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At least him and Siskel are reunited.

We all got to go home someday...best wishes to his family and friends in their time of grief.

And...I'll not mince words about the movie.
 
Boy that's a bit unfair, showing clips of Wing Commander right up against Dr. Strangelove. XD
 
These actors, alas, are at the service of a submoronic script and special effects that look like a video game writ large.
And then his jaw rotted off after he spoke such blasphemy.

My bad. Not funny. Too soon. Death forgives a lot of sins.
 
Well, we all know the movie had a LOT of issues.

What's the news on that fan-edit of the movie to improve it? I would really like to watch that, at some point.
 
Well, we all know the movie had a LOT of issues.

What's the news on that fan-edit of the movie to improve it? I would really like to watch that, at some point.

It did... many, but that review didn't cover any of them. The comparison to Star Wars was particularly odd as you could flip the comparison on it's head and it wouldn't be any more or less accurate.
 
Ebert was deliberately unkind to the Wing Commander film - though to be honest - the film was ripe for a hard criticism considering it was released the week after the death of Stanley Kubrick. He'd almost be remiss if he didn't take that opportunity to compare a sci-fi movie to the director that made the greatest movie in the genre.
 
I'm surprised by the amount of tact with which the gaming community has treated Mr. Ebert's death, since he was pretty obnoxious (and horribly wrong) about games in recent times.
 
I just figured you or Chris would ban me if I cut loose too harshly. I miss Gene Siskel.
 
What's the news on that fan-edit of the movie to improve it? I would really like to watch that, at some point.

There's at least one fan edit (or there was) at fanedit.org but it was more a straight up trimming of the DVD version. As for an edit of the film with the deleted scenes added, that's pretty much in Chris Roberts' court. If he greenlights it's release then we'll see. Otherwise I'd be happy to show you one if we were to ever meet in person.
 
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