Mysteries of the Universe.

[Ripper]

Why do we park on the driveway, and drive on the parkway?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?

Why can't we all just get along?

 

[Ghost]

Why can't we all just get along?

Becuase you are a fucking retard that deserves to die a painfull death or just have a talk with wildweasel ad infinitum

 

[Bandit LOAF]

Good riddance to bad internet.