From: Stain-Away Co. (July 7, 2001)

[Bandit LOAF]

In case you haven't heard of us, we are manufacturers of high quality pants. We have discovered a new material, called Teflo-Weave, which is resistant to all stains. There will be a high demand for this due to the pant-rippling nature of space combat. Unfortunately our deadly rival, Rear-Guard Ltd., has stolen our prototype samples, and are heading back to their labs at Nav Point #131. They must be stopped! ID and destroy their ships before they read Rear-Guard HQ, and return the pants to us at our own labs at Nav Point #170.

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Original update published on July 7, 2001