Best movie quote


Vice Admiral
TopGun said:
Cheesy Line

She hold together, I love this baby - Christopher 'Mavrick' Blair
i think he said that just after he made the big huge jump from vega(or wherever they were) to Sol, and just before he starts broadcasting the warning to confleet about the Kilrathi fleet coming into Sol.

but my fave movie quote is from Monty Python:

We are the Knights that say NI!


George C. Scott's opening scene in the movie Patton, which was part of Patton's actual speech to the 3rd army. Like crap through a goose! They don't make generals like that anymore.

"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. ALL REAL Americans, love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest boxers . . . Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in Hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Now, an army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post, don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating. Now we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. You know . . . My God, I actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against. My God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards, we're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel. Now some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you'll all do your duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood, shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo, that a moment before was your best friends face, you'll know what to do. Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything, we'll let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly, and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose. Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home, and you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War Two?" You won't have to say, "Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana." Alright now, you sons of bitches, you know how I feel. Oh! . . . I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere. That's all."

General George S. Patton - 1944


212 Squadron - "The Old Man's Eyes And Ears"
Urrizi: Hey, car salesman. Urizzi. You remember my name now?
Frank: How can I not? Since the police department does not hire too many Puerto Ricans.
Urrizi: Hey asshole, I'm Italian.
Frank: I'm pleased to meet you ugly wop son of a bitch.
Urrizi: You motherfucker...
Frank: Did it ever occur to you, to try to work for a living? Take down your own scores?
Unnamed Detective: OK, fuck this guy.
Urrizi: I'll tell you something, I'm gonna be on your ass so much, you're gonna get careless. And on that day I'm gonna be in that place.
Frank: And that, is the last place that you wanna be. 'Cause no matter what happens, I will never, ever take a pinch from a greasy motherfucker like you.

Thief (1980)


Frog Blast the Vent Core!
"They took the whole bar!" - Bluto, Animal House
"Did we give up when the germans bombed pearl harbor?"
"Be quiet he's on a roll."
"When the tough get going, the going get....tough! Whose coming with me? Let's go!"

"My god it's full of stars!" Dave, 2010

"Your days of fingerbanging Mary J. Rottencrotch are over!" Full Metal Jacket

"Be careful what you shoot at in here. Some things in here don't react well to bullets." Hunt for Red October

"I hate snakes." Indiana Jones and the lost ark

"You guys wanna see a dead body?" Stand by me


Two good ones:

"Molaram, say hello to Kali... in HELL!!"-Temple of Doom

"Where do these stairs go?"
"They go up."-Ghostbusters


Rear Admiral
"You know nothing, hell is only a word, reality is much, much worse." Event Horizan

"Whose the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows?" A New Hope

"We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'." Monty Python and the Holy Grail


Vice Admiral
" Me and my brother used to say that drowning in beer would be heaven, but now he's not here and I got two soakers. This isn't heaven this sucks!"-Bob McKenzie
That's my favorite movie line.
TV would probably be
" Java devil, you are now my bitch!"- The Tick


Rear Admiral
Movie qoute:

"1500 years ago everybody knew the earth was flat, 500 years ago everybody knew the earth was the center of the universe, and 5 minutes ago you knew we were alone on this planet. Imagen what you'll know... tomorrow..."
Agent K, Man-in-Blake.


"I'm not going to do anything about it, but you're going to sit in the closet."

"The closet?! What, have you lost all your sense of reality?" (Adventure boy)

"This isn't reality. This is fantasy."

- Uhura and Starfleet Lt. 'Mr. Adventure' as she turns a phaser on him
Star Trek III: The Search for Spcok

Not sure about best, but a lot of them either require explanation or simply are too serious for a topic like this.

This one, though, is just plain funny.


"All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep f*ckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color"

Warren Beatty in Bulworth


From Goldfinger:

"Who are you?"

"My name is Pussy Galore"

"I must be dreaming"


"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die"


212 Squadron - "The Old Man's Eyes And Ears"
"You're an animal!"

"No - worse! I'm human! Human!"

Runaway Train


Peace Through Superior Firepower
HammerHead said:
uhh... :eek: no.. of course I ment man-in-blake...

(UHHHH!!!!! the damn finger keeps slipping!!!!!!)

Are you trying to tell us something?