Armageddon Outta Here (May 20, 2011)

[Bandit LOAF]

Hang on to your Pilgrim Crosses, it's the end of the world! Social media and some sort of cult that puts signs on cars are in rare agreement-- Kn'thrak is upon us. While our opinion is that the bible doesn't actually say anything about the world ending on May 21st, we did want to make sure everyone was prepared with these helpful blueprints:

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One thing's for sure--you can't be left behind when you're afterburning at 1200 klicks-per-second.


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Original update published on May 20, 2011

 

[Dundradal]

Pfftttt and all those billboards even say "The bible guarantees it!"

Well at least afterwards we'll have more time to work on WCPedia.

 

[t.c.cgi]

Crap. I got lost yesterday. Did I miss it?

 

[Wedge009]

In all honesty, I hadn't heard of this nonsense till after the fact.

If someone is claiming that the world will end on a given date - it won't.

 

[Bandit LOAF]

I have read your Terran Bible, with it's prediction that there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth...

... but it doesn't say when.



Wait, it's kind of odd that Prince Thrakhath has read the Bible, isn't it? Did some really, really dedicated missionary go to Kilrah and knock on the palace door, or what?

 

[Bob McDob]

Probably it got captured along with all the other archives on Fawcett's World.

Although I wouldn't rule the first one out.

 

[Dundradal]

He forgot to carry the 1. Set your Doomsday Clocks to October 21.

The 2012ers sure must be getting pissed thinking we'll be all apocalypsed out by then.