A funny parody on Text RPG games

QuailPilot

Spaceman
I found this while browsing. Enjoy:D

You are standing in the middle of a field. To the north there is more field. To the east you see a small farmhouse. To the south you see animals in a field. To the west you see a field.

A cow lazes in the grass.
A cow lazes in the grass. You own this cow.
A cow lazes in the grass.
A cow lazes in the grass.
A cow lazes in the grass. You own this cow.
A cow lazes in the grass.
A cow is chewing cud. You own this cow.

select: tip cow kill cow milk cow

you selected kill cow
are you sure? cow is Level 7 Cow. He is huge compared to you. Attacking it would be suicide.
are you still sure? yes no
you selected yes

kill cow

You kick at Level 7 Cow.
You miss Level 7 Cow.
Level 7 Cow uses MOO AND STARE combo against you.
DIRECT HIT
HP GONE: 78
You use TIP against Level 1 Cow.
DIRECT HIT
REVERSAL
Level 7 Cow tips onto you.
you are dying. (1386)
You are dead.
 
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