Hello there!
First of all, yes I am serious, I still do own a DOS computer.
It has specs as follows:
Pentium Pro 133 Mhz (already slowed down by multiplier, actually it's a 233 Mhz processor)
32 MB RAM (could add another 64, but no need for that)
MS-DOS 6.22
Creative Labs SoundBlaster
CD-RW...