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Oh...for a minute there your collar was looking mighty red.

Shitpig? Define...

Neutrons always took a while to recycle and didn't last all that long while constantly fired, at least when I played. WC3 turrets were like machine guns, though you needed to pummel the hell out of your target. I always thought it funny when the WC3 AI broke off after taking a few turret...

Yes, WC2 turrets are far superior, albiet a bit slow firing and short ranger. I also think it's past overmortal's bettime, mommy and daddy wouldn't want him too tired for 2nd grade tomorrow. Has anyone ready my Lifesaver joke thread?

Hooray, a whole 2 hours... 1.) I routinely kill 2 or more enemies in the same head-on pass (with guns, duh), plus I routinely take out turrets before they can hit me even once, so my gunnery/flying skills are at least average. 2.) Ramming stuff is much harder in WC3/4 than 1/2 and...

Of course, my favorite tactic is the good ol' ram. Nothing like splitting a Vaktoth or Bearcat apart with afterburners going. Too bad such kills didn't count on the kill board, especially when the victim was an ace.

Oops, my bad. It's been a while. The game/expansion combos always seem to run together in my head.

Mom on a forklift - sexual disfunction Math class naked - sexual disfunction Move to Texas - sexual disfunction That's what I think, at least.

All fighters with autotracking are for babies! You can pay almost no attention to the game (slice bread or whatever) and still live. Personal favorite from WC3 was the T-Bolt, I enjoyed tearing apart Dralthis with the tail turret. WC4 is a little harder, all BW craft are basically...

The WC2 mission where you had to kill two Dorkirs with Stingray took me about 8 million tries to get both before they jumped. Plus the WC1 expansion "save the Ralari" mission was difficult, but mostly because of having to play it so choppy on my Pentium 90.

Here's one: During a tour of a Lifesaver's factory, a teacher and some of her students try samples of new Lifesaver flavors. The first student tries an apple flavored Lifesaver, and says "Mmm...this one tastes like apples." The second student tries a grape flavored Lifesaver, and says...

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After you win the game, after the credits roll, there's an extra cinematic scene where Maniac turns to Flint just after Blair walks off camera and says "Wasn't he the guy from Star Wars?" I'm not sure if that's the easter egg you were referring to, but that's the closest thing I found to one...

Oops, apparently I can't read either.

Here's a few: "Rubber shoes in motion" Tesla trooper C&C RA2 "Awww...my head!" Ramming frigate in Homeworld: Cataclysm "No shields, huh? Get ready for a bumby ride" Battlecruiser in SC (if you click on him enough times) "Your command is my wish" Psychic trooper in C&C RA2 "At...

I'll have to agree that the overlay story was a bit bogus, a nice little stopgap for whiners who underestimate what people (or Kilrathi in this case) are capable of when pushed far enough. My biggest surprise/shock was finding out a porn star was in charge of my T-bolt's upkeep! :)