1) You go into the police station after someone stole your bike and loudly proclaim "That bike cost me BLOOD SWEAT and MONEY...it's irreplacable. and you let some bozos walk off wid it? This is outrageous!"
6.) When you get suspicious that Amish people are planning a violent uprising to overthrow technology.
(No disrespect meant to the Amish. I know a few of them, and they're great people, and boy do they know how to cook! Just take it with a sense of a humor and a grain of salt.)
9) When you tell the officer "I thought I had to *maintain* speed and course for a contraband search" after he tickets you for blowing through a stopsign.
11.) it really is 11 this time. When you're in the grocery store and you have to squeeze past another shopper with your shopping cart, you find yourself saying, "Just a passing merchant, don't get jumpy!"
I would've just used that line when you're looking down at your untied shoelaces. "You're a loose end lookin' to be tied, pal." Then you tie your shoes.