So I'm walking along in the woods and I come to this loster -- a rare *blue* lobster. Like a powder blue, not some kind of crummy fake blue like a blue crab. And it clacks its claws at me and it goes "Looooooaf" (lobsters pronounce long oh's), "clooooose this thread!".
Well, being a simple country boy I could hardly argue with such a request; I figure that on account of how awful this thread is alongside how unusual such a request from a talking blue woods lobster is I'd best done close the thread.