A guy walks into a car dealership service center to have his car repaired. The young kid behind the counter is clearly trying to make an impression in his new job. "How can I help you today, sir?" he cheerfully asks.
"Just the 60,000 mile service." the guy says.
The kid fills out the form, getting the guy's name, address, and make and model of the car.
"Color of the car?"
"Champagne." the guy says.
The kid is looking at the form, but isn't writing anything. He looks at the guy, puzzled.
"It's kind of a beige." the guy adds, hopefully helping.
The kid looks at the form, then back at the guy, and says "I can't spell that, either."