Bob McDob
Better Health Through Less Flavor
I have some questions on The Book of LOAF.
1. What genre is The Book? Is it a reference? Educational? Religious?
2. Who wrote the Book of LOAF? Who contributed to it?
3.What copyrights does The Book have?
4. Is it OK if I convert the book into an e-text Microsoft Reader format?
Please?
(Don't forget to vote on the totally irrelevent poll!)
And now, I will waste the remainder of your preciopus time with selected quotes from, on, or involving in some way The Book \ LOAF. Enjoyc.
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The Book of LOAF... hey Chris!
Wow, that's bookable...
Praise for
The Book of LOAF
The book of LOAF?
The Book of LOAF is a holy book based on what LOAF, who art ChrisReid, sees as true... no wait, its just a bunch of cool stuff I said
No... the Book of LOAF is a holy text, and exists in a set form...
I object, there's nothing intellectual about the Book fo LOAF...
I don't know how The Book of LOAF got started... but one day... I got up... and Chris was quoting me as though I was a religious figure or popular general...
It's like having a conversation... with myself!
The book of LOAF is a step on the path to wisdom, aka wise-ness, which can be atained only if you are pure of heart, or are Chris "Stalker" Reid...
I don't control the book of Loaf. It's just a thing... made of my wisdom...
I am but a conduit for the information possesed in the book... for the actual book, one must journey to Crid...
The book of LOAF is indeed wise... but is indeed wisdom enough to trepase... people who know what 'trespase' mean?
There are lots of Books... 12The Book of LOAF, 12Spillover from the Book of LOAF, 12The Large Empty Text File of LOAF, and Arthur C. Clark's Rama books...
If we could put !LOAF in the Book of LOAF... then it'd create a paradox!
The book of one Life...
Another night at the Pharmacy......
*emerges from shadows*
Beware unholly one, the Books of LOAF speaks for you if you are careful to listen....
Many things are writed ......but few can understand......
Many secrets are......but few can unlock them.....
These are secrets from the book of LOAF:
*The Emporer se la come !!!!*
*Ghost is alive, and kicks kilrah ass !!!*
You can find the meaning of the word LOAF if you search well....only the purest spirit can achieve the task.
The Great Priest
*Hides in shadows*
Endure, and enduring goes strong...
...and the strong shall prevail (to read the Book of LOAF)...
the book of loaf can make great empires to rise and fall. fortunes to be won or lost. it holds the secret of where we are going for the next million years. and it makes good tinder
Hehehe... keep kicking ass with the book of LOAF.
Quit screwing the book of LOAF... because if you don't, the book of loaf will screw you.
Anyway, lets make ten billion copies of the Book of LOAF, so as to insure that it'll still be around in the year 3000 when people will speak of us as if in legend... of course they'll spell our names in odd ways, like "Kryed" and "Lhoef", but it'll still be pretty cool...
The 12Book of LOAF 4Deluxe Edition is available direct from ChrisReid, for the modest price of $99.99
We should charge people to visit the channel.
LOAF Theories
How do you know so much about Wing Commander, LOAF?
He doesn't have a life.
I am pretty sure he has one. I could imagine he got hooked to it very early and it interested him a lot. It's classified as [a] hobby.
Nope, just classified. As in "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you".
Many people collect stamps...and his hobby is Wing Commander. It is more interesting. And so, if you collect information about it in some years...you know many things. Except that he knows many people, whom are/were important for the WC universe personal.
What are you talking about?
Ben Lesnick is a college student, an administrative assistant, a snappy dresser, and a baker/hit with the ladies (check out the picture of the cowboy/indian cake...)
He just has an interest in Wing Commander, and has been following it since it's beginnings in 1990. So?
LOAF is an Nueral Net Processor computer program, much like A.L.I.C.E chatbot AI, but at least 40 years more advanced. His programmer, Dr. Ben L., programed the AI to formulate all the knowledge of Wing Commander in 1990 and left the program to run.
The reasons why LOAF knows a lot about WC
- he's born with a WC game
- every morning, he eats the special WC corn-flakes (you know, there are a lot of tips on the box
- Don't you know ? LOAF is Chris Blair !!
- He loves shooting down the cats
- he loves the sound of the neutron gun
- he's always wanted to be a Commander
No, the reason is: HE IS LOAF HIMSELF
As this sheet of novelty mall-stickers will vouch, I'm Da Bomb!
I don't know why it is so interesting to know what LOAF means. I take the name as it is. If he tells us it is okay, if not it is also.
To understand the meaning of LOAF, you must first understand the meaning of life...
Don't you mean the meaninf of life?
Wait for Pilgrim Truth.
I don't think Freud could explain loaf...
but let me give it a shot.
loaf is LOAF spelled with lower case letters...
We are all LOAF
I envision this scene... two police officers talking to eachother... Cop1:"So... they call him LOAF?" Cop2:"Because he is?" Cop1:"Because he does." Eerie music plays...
Hmmm... well, you know that huge neon sign that says "LOAF<---" that doesn't exist?
Well, for one thing we're all Kosh...
Everything in the book of LOAF is stuff said by LOAF in the presence of The One...
We are all LOAF...
* LOAF Kosh: Never ask that question.
hey, it's loaf
Well.. I get the top rank... since I'm LOAF... so I'm Baron von LOAF...
Actually, I would prefer to be thought of as an entity whos entire life revolves around Wing Commander.
Actually I did meet... wait, no detailed description of my personal life.
Well... uhm... I'd rather be thought of as Chris...
LOAF1 was killed in Korea, LOAF2 in 'Nam...
Yeah, god made loaf.pi.se, right after he made men, women, unicorns and The Earth...
loaf pie, see?
No, the pi is 'cause it's 3.14 times as good as wa.net...
Well... I used to live in France... maybe I'm a French LOAF...
It's LOAD spelled wrong... from a class in BASIC a long time ago.
http://www.loaf.pi.se/bloaf.jpg
You could call me Bandit... my friends call me Bandit...
Bandit <G>?
That makes sense.
People I don't know call me LOAF
It's just two cool words arranged in a cool order (Bandit LOAF!)... don't question it
My smart ass arrogant attitude is NOT stupid. But you'll get no support from the people you're trying to suck up to, moron, they're for the most part good friends... . I can only infer that you were some newbie who Crid or I somehow greviously offended, although I suppose that's being a bit generous, as that you're probably just someone trying to cause trouble... get it through your thick little skull that we're all friends here.
My smart ass arrogant attitude is NOT stupid.
If it wasn't for smart-ass arrogant attitudes you would never have been able to post this in the first place. . At least you spelled my name right.
Sorry. I laugh at the stupidest things.
I chose not to because I'm not stupid.
Damn, I wish I was that taco bell dog...
I hate obsessed loaf fans hounding me... well, I enjoy it... on one level... on another, entirely different level I also enjoy it...
Heh, each book of LOAF quote is worth 1 to 25 or so words...
It was like 10,000 voices crying out, all of whom were me...
UberLOAF or NOTHING.
Maybe if people would call me Bandit like I ask we wouldn't have these problems.
<ChrisReid> e <LOAF> =mc^2
I shall answer that question, with sausages. (___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)
1. What genre is The Book? Is it a reference? Educational? Religious?
2. Who wrote the Book of LOAF? Who contributed to it?
3.What copyrights does The Book have?
4. Is it OK if I convert the book into an e-text Microsoft Reader format?
Please?(Don't forget to vote on the totally irrelevent poll!)
And now, I will waste the remainder of your preciopus time with selected quotes from, on, or involving in some way The Book \ LOAF. Enjoyc.
<><><><><><>
The Book of LOAF... hey Chris!
Wow, that's bookable...
Praise for
The Book of LOAF
The book of LOAF?
The Book of LOAF is a holy book based on what LOAF, who art ChrisReid, sees as true... no wait, its just a bunch of cool stuff I said
No... the Book of LOAF is a holy text, and exists in a set form...
I object, there's nothing intellectual about the Book fo LOAF...
I don't know how The Book of LOAF got started... but one day... I got up... and Chris was quoting me as though I was a religious figure or popular general...
It's like having a conversation... with myself!
The book of LOAF is a step on the path to wisdom, aka wise-ness, which can be atained only if you are pure of heart, or are Chris "Stalker" Reid...
I don't control the book of Loaf. It's just a thing... made of my wisdom...
I am but a conduit for the information possesed in the book... for the actual book, one must journey to Crid...
The book of LOAF is indeed wise... but is indeed wisdom enough to trepase... people who know what 'trespase' mean?
There are lots of Books... 12The Book of LOAF, 12Spillover from the Book of LOAF, 12The Large Empty Text File of LOAF, and Arthur C. Clark's Rama books...
If we could put !LOAF in the Book of LOAF... then it'd create a paradox!
The book of one Life...
Another night at the Pharmacy......
*emerges from shadows*
Beware unholly one, the Books of LOAF speaks for you if you are careful to listen....
Many things are writed ......but few can understand......
Many secrets are......but few can unlock them.....
These are secrets from the book of LOAF:
*The Emporer se la come !!!!*
*Ghost is alive, and kicks kilrah ass !!!*
You can find the meaning of the word LOAF if you search well....only the purest spirit can achieve the task.
The Great Priest
*Hides in shadows*
Endure, and enduring goes strong...
...and the strong shall prevail (to read the Book of LOAF)...
the book of loaf can make great empires to rise and fall. fortunes to be won or lost. it holds the secret of where we are going for the next million years. and it makes good tinder
Hehehe... keep kicking ass with the book of LOAF.
Quit screwing the book of LOAF... because if you don't, the book of loaf will screw you.
Anyway, lets make ten billion copies of the Book of LOAF, so as to insure that it'll still be around in the year 3000 when people will speak of us as if in legend... of course they'll spell our names in odd ways, like "Kryed" and "Lhoef", but it'll still be pretty cool...
The 12Book of LOAF 4Deluxe Edition is available direct from ChrisReid, for the modest price of $99.99
We should charge people to visit the channel.
LOAF Theories
How do you know so much about Wing Commander, LOAF?
He doesn't have a life.
I am pretty sure he has one. I could imagine he got hooked to it very early and it interested him a lot. It's classified as [a] hobby.
Nope, just classified. As in "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you".
Many people collect stamps...and his hobby is Wing Commander. It is more interesting. And so, if you collect information about it in some years...you know many things. Except that he knows many people, whom are/were important for the WC universe personal.
What are you talking about?
Ben Lesnick is a college student, an administrative assistant, a snappy dresser, and a baker/hit with the ladies (check out the picture of the cowboy/indian cake...)
He just has an interest in Wing Commander, and has been following it since it's beginnings in 1990. So?
LOAF is an Nueral Net Processor computer program, much like A.L.I.C.E chatbot AI, but at least 40 years more advanced. His programmer, Dr. Ben L., programed the AI to formulate all the knowledge of Wing Commander in 1990 and left the program to run.
The reasons why LOAF knows a lot about WC
- he's born with a WC game
- every morning, he eats the special WC corn-flakes (you know, there are a lot of tips on the box
- Don't you know ? LOAF is Chris Blair !!
- He loves shooting down the cats
- he loves the sound of the neutron gun
- he's always wanted to be a Commander
No, the reason is: HE IS LOAF HIMSELF
As this sheet of novelty mall-stickers will vouch, I'm Da Bomb!
I don't know why it is so interesting to know what LOAF means. I take the name as it is. If he tells us it is okay, if not it is also.
To understand the meaning of LOAF, you must first understand the meaning of life...
Don't you mean the meaninf of life?
Wait for Pilgrim Truth.
I don't think Freud could explain loaf...
but let me give it a shot.
loaf is LOAF spelled with lower case letters...
We are all LOAF
I envision this scene... two police officers talking to eachother... Cop1:"So... they call him LOAF?" Cop2:"Because he is?" Cop1:"Because he does." Eerie music plays...
Hmmm... well, you know that huge neon sign that says "LOAF<---" that doesn't exist?
Well, for one thing we're all Kosh...
Everything in the book of LOAF is stuff said by LOAF in the presence of The One...
We are all LOAF...
* LOAF Kosh: Never ask that question.
hey, it's loaf
Well.. I get the top rank... since I'm LOAF... so I'm Baron von LOAF...
Actually, I would prefer to be thought of as an entity whos entire life revolves around Wing Commander.
Actually I did meet... wait, no detailed description of my personal life.
Well... uhm... I'd rather be thought of as Chris...
LOAF1 was killed in Korea, LOAF2 in 'Nam...
Yeah, god made loaf.pi.se, right after he made men, women, unicorns and The Earth...
loaf pie, see?
No, the pi is 'cause it's 3.14 times as good as wa.net...
Well... I used to live in France... maybe I'm a French LOAF...
It's LOAD spelled wrong... from a class in BASIC a long time ago.
http://www.loaf.pi.se/bloaf.jpg
You could call me Bandit... my friends call me Bandit...
Bandit <G>?
That makes sense.
People I don't know call me LOAF
It's just two cool words arranged in a cool order (Bandit LOAF!)... don't question it
My smart ass arrogant attitude is NOT stupid. But you'll get no support from the people you're trying to suck up to, moron, they're for the most part good friends... . I can only infer that you were some newbie who Crid or I somehow greviously offended, although I suppose that's being a bit generous, as that you're probably just someone trying to cause trouble... get it through your thick little skull that we're all friends here.
My smart ass arrogant attitude is NOT stupid.
If it wasn't for smart-ass arrogant attitudes you would never have been able to post this in the first place. . At least you spelled my name right.
Sorry. I laugh at the stupidest things.
I chose not to because I'm not stupid.
Damn, I wish I was that taco bell dog...
I hate obsessed loaf fans hounding me... well, I enjoy it... on one level... on another, entirely different level I also enjoy it...
Heh, each book of LOAF quote is worth 1 to 25 or so words...
It was like 10,000 voices crying out, all of whom were me...
UberLOAF or NOTHING.
Maybe if people would call me Bandit like I ask we wouldn't have these problems.
<ChrisReid> e <LOAF> =mc^2
I shall answer that question, with sausages. (___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)
