Originally posted by mpanty
Originally posted by $tormin
sure thing.
*breaks into tyedye's house. steals computer stuff.*
thanks Man <G>
I would have just used the Poketank... <G>
(but then again you don't want the computer stuff to get damaged, do you?
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hell yeah. that things dangerous. heres the description
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To deal with increased availability of illegal weapons among newbies and their supporters, as well as likely imminent hostilities against pokers by an unspecified, evil group whose name starts with F, I have designed this impervious poking tank. Unlike my poking sticks, it is designed to deal with not only newbies, but other non-newbie threats that might come to oppose us in support of the newbies.
Do not let its appearance fool you; the treads are only there to crush newbies, not because we have no better means of mobility. Its armor is made of a powerful neutronium/diamond/tritanium composite, reinforced by three layers of form-hugging(about 2mm from the armor) shields and structural integrity fields. Its poking blades are of a highly radioactive and poisonous, magical metal enchanted by my evil sorcery technicians. Any wound caused by them cannot be healed, and will cause a highly cancerous, painful, fatal infection.
As you can see, the tank has no main gun, but a very large, multi-phased poking stick. To increase its newbie-shredding capabilities, it is rotated at around 2000rpm by a highly powerful engine. The secondary pain assembly is composed of five coaxial poking devices, each rotating at up to 6000rpm.
The tank is also equipped with 10 missile canisters. The missiles have a range of up to 300km and travel at hypersonic velocities, with tips made of nearly indestructible materials. Upon piercing their target, they shatter into thousands of small, extremely sharp, and highly poisonous pieces. A replicator in the back of the tank ensures a continuous supply of ammo.
The tank is also protected by nuclear reactive armor (the little rectangles plastered all around it). These detonate directed nuclear warheads of around 1kt each, defeating enemy projectiles and foolish newbies that dare approach alike. The replicator replaces expended pieces.
The tank is (obviously) completely immune to the poisonous effects of its weapons, and the inside is in fact very comfortable, featuring a leather chair (with built-in toilet) for the pilot, as well as another replicator and even a TV (with satelite uplink capability). This basically gives it infinite endurance, since the power source is a singularity and the replicator/transporter system can easily repair any damage.
Finally, there is the most... entertaining feature of the tank, the radioactive poison cloud emitters!
There are eight emitters on the tank, two for each side. Any living thing in the cloud will immediately begin to melt, while being kept alive and conscious (until the brain is irreparably damaged, of course).
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and heres a screenshot
[Edited by $tormin on 04-29-2001 at 00:36]