Smile... :-)

Aw Mekt, you ruined the the punchline. The point is that the Kilrathi USED that stuff to kill them all. You just said they gave the cats all the stuff and then the cats killed em.
 
How about replacing the Black Knight from the Holy Grail with a Kilrathi? Hmmm, no probably not any funnier being a Kilrathi. MAYBE THE KILLER BUNNY!!!
 
Originally posted by Supdon3
Aw Mekt, you ruined the the punchline. The point is that the Kilrathi USED that stuff to kill them all. You just said they gave the cats all the stuff and then the cats killed em.
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Well, that's life, or death in this case. Amoung the Kilrathi, the fact that any species could teach a warrior race space flight and jump travel while not having any weapons to defend themselves with is considered pretty darn amusing. :D

Best, Raptor
 
Originally posted by Supdon3
Aw Mekt, you ruined the the punchline. The point is that the Kilrathi USED that stuff to kill them all. You just said they gave the cats all the stuff and then the cats killed em.
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I don't think so. It's still funny. :)
And Kirha does not state explicitly that the Kilrathi used that stuff (at least in the German translation), of course it is obvious that they used it to do it, but even Kirha does not think that it is necessary to state it.

Arr, when a joke is explained it is worthless...
 
Not my original plan, but since we don't know how to say Kilrathi Go Home in Kilrathi, this'll have to do.


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GUARD: Hail Thrakhath.

EMPORER: Hail.

GUARD: Only one survivor, sir.

EMPORER: Ah. Thwow him to the floor.

GUARD: What, sir?

EMPORER: Thwow him to the floor.

GUARD: Ah.

[whump]

BLIAR: Aagh!

EMPORER: Hmm. Now, what is your name, human?

BLIAR: 'Blair', sir.

EMPORER: 'Bliaw', eh?

BRIAN: No, no. 'Blair'. [slap] Aah!

EMPORER: Hoo hoo hoo ho. The little wascal has spiwit.

GUARD: Has what, sir?

EMPORER: Spiwit.

GUARD: Yes. He did, sir.

EMPORER: No, no. Spiwit, siw. Um, bwavado. A touch of dewwing-do.

GUARD: Oh. Ahh, about eleven, sir.

EMPORER: So, you dare to waid us.

BLAIR: To what, sir?

EMPORER: Stwike him, Guawd, vewy woughly!

[slap]

BLAIR: Aaah!

GUARD: Oh, and, uh, throw him to the floor, sir?

EMPORER: What?

GUARD: Thwow him to the floor again, sir?

EMPORER: Oh, yes. Thwow him to the floor, please.

BLAIR: Aah! [whump]

EMPORER: Now, human wapscallion.

BRIAN: I'm not human. I'm a Kilrathi.

EMPORER: A Kilwathi?

BLAIR: No, no. Kilrathi. [slap] Aah!

EMPORER: Your father was a Kilwathi? Who was he?

BLAIR: He was a guard in the Vega Garrisons.

EMPORER: Weally? What was his name?

BRIAN: 'Naughtius Maximus'.

GUARD: Ahh, ha ha!

EMPORER: Guawd, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?

GUARD: Well, no, sir.

EMPORER: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?

GUARD: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir,... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.

GUARD #4: [chuckling]

EMPORER: What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?

GUARD: Well, it's a joke name, sir.

EMPORER: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in McAuliffe called 'Biggus Dickus'.

GUARD #4: [chuckling]

EMPORER: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.

BLAIR: Can I go now, sir? [slap] Aaah! Eh.

EMPORER: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.

GUARD #4: [chuckling]

EMPORER: Wight! Take him away!

GUARD: Oh, sir, he-- he only--

EMPORER: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.

GUARD: Yes, sir. Come on, you.

GUARD #4: Ha ha haa ha, ha ha ha. Hooo hooo hoo hoo. Hoo hoo...

EMPORER: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. --- Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...

GUARD #1: [chuckling]

EMPORER: ...Dickus?

GUARD #1: [chuckling]

EMPORER: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...

GUARD #3: [chuckle]

EMPORER: ...'Dickus'?

GUARD #1 and

GUARD #2: [chuckling]

EMPORER: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontinentia Buttocks

GUARDS: [laughing]

EMPORER: Stop! What is all this?

GUARDS: Ha, ha ha ha ha ha...

EMPORER: I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not-- Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!
 
Yeah cool, TyeDye. Really good conversion. :D

Python can be really funny, not always though...


[Edited by Mekt-Hakkikt on 04-13-2001 at 16:33]
 
Stupid Cat Jokes

What do you call a human surrounded by three Kilrathi?

Doomed. :)


What do you call a human surrounded by eight Kilrathi?

Coach. :)
 
Q:Have you heard to one how the new temple on Kilrah for Sivar is called?

A:Sivar's Templer... (or whatever how it is spelled :) )
 
No, no, no. This will not do at all. These jokes clearly belong in the 'insults' thread. This is starting to remind me of that Domino Theory the Americans had in the fifties and sixties...
 
Originally posted by Supdon3
Coach? I dont get it. Sorry I know explaining it ruins it...
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This is stolen from one of those "Stupid Samoan Jokes" we have where I live. It goes something like this...

Q: What do you call a guy surrounded by three Samoans?
A: Dead.

Q: What do you call a guy surrounded by five Samoans?
A: Quarterback.

Q: What do you call a guy surrounded by seven Samoans?
A: Coach.

On second thought, I really should rewrite my joke...
 
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