Signs that the Cerberus is reaching the end of its 120day warranty

[dacis2]

Hey! This is a follow up to the Signs that the Midway is reaching the end of its 90 day warranty!
Any more ideas, feel free to post!


1. Engines on Cerberus do not start
2. When they do, a wierd coughing sound is heard
3. The Jump drive cuts out halfway through jump
4. Inertia Dampners lose cohesion during flight ops

sorry, ran outta ideas

 

[Ghost]

5. the Cerberus explodes and this thread is closed !

 

[Bandit LOAF]

But... none of those are... funny at all... they're just... actual signs that a ship isn't working... which makes my brain hurt.

 

[Zor Prime]

6. my cat uses it as a chew toy
7. the little green LED light on the dashboard on the bridge that serves no damn purpose burned out
8.the toilet doesnt flush right half the time
9. the waffle iron doesnt get hot anymore.

 

[Ghost]

119 day is today !

 

[junior]

10. The targeting and IFF systems malfunction and incorrectly identify friendly ships as hostile.

 

[WildWeasel]

This makes me sad.

 

[Wulf]

11. The main weapon shoots out leftover bacon grease from the mess hall.

 

[Chernikov]

ach, thats more lethal than what it normally shoots

12. The repellent device wears out and operations are contantly hampered by Hammerhead Void Sharks that think its their mommy.

 

[Oggy]

13. You can't get your money back for it at the shop or get it repaired for free.

 

[pygmypiranha]

14. The state of the art drive system, consisting of a hamster on a hamster wheel, broke down when the hamster died yesterday.

 

[Ghost]

But is this about the TCS Cerberus or about something else?

 

[Saturnyne]

15. The term "Jump drive" now refers to remedies to dead engine batteries.

 

[Happy]

16. the Cerberus really is hot as hell in the living compartments.

(you must know why the Cerberus is called Cerberus for this to be funny)

 

[WildWeasel]

It isn't funny no matter how you look at it. None of this is funny.

 

[Col.Dom]

Originally posted by WildWeasel
It isn't funny no matter how you look at it. None of this is funny.

Agreed. This thread feels... forced

 

[Bandit LOAF]

Forced like a kitten through one of those machines they make ground beef with.

 

[Saturnyne]

oh sure, remind me that I haven't eaten today... my friend is going to kill me.

Maybe we should drift off-topic again?

 

[WildWeasel]

Drift it to what? Just let it die.

 

[TC]

Originally posted by Bandit LOAF
Forced like a kitten through one of those machines they make ground beef with.

[22:59] <TC^> rule 1 is also nice
[22:59] <TC^> because it allows me to say any rule applies to anything
[23:00] <TC^> like the warez rule applying to a thread about kittens
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[23:01] <TC^> wow

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