Signs that the Cerberus is reaching the end of its 120day warranty

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dacis2

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Hey! This is a follow up to the Signs that the Midway is reaching the end of its 90 day warranty!
Any more ideas, feel free to post!


1. Engines on Cerberus do not start
2. When they do, a wierd coughing sound is heard
3. The Jump drive cuts out halfway through jump
4. Inertia Dampners lose cohesion during flight ops

sorry, ran outta ideas
 
But... none of those are... funny at all... they're just... actual signs that a ship isn't working... which makes my brain hurt.
 
6. my cat uses it as a chew toy
7. the little green LED light on the dashboard on the bridge that serves no damn purpose burned out
8.the toilet doesnt flush right half the time
9. the waffle iron doesnt get hot anymore.
 
ach, thats more lethal than what it normally shoots

12. The repellent device wears out and operations are contantly hampered by Hammerhead Void Sharks that think its their mommy.
 
14. The state of the art drive system, consisting of a hamster on a hamster wheel, broke down when the hamster died yesterday.
 
16. the Cerberus really is hot as hell in the living compartments.

(you must know why the Cerberus is called Cerberus for this to be funny)
 
oh sure, remind me that I haven't eaten today... my friend is going to kill me.

Maybe we should drift off-topic again?
 
Originally posted by Bandit LOAF
Forced like a kitten through one of those machines they make ground beef with.

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[23:01] <TC^> wow

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