S Spien Spaceman Aug 12, 2004 #21 That picture was obviously taken before Shipgate swooped in and saved the cute boat from death by super polymer missles. Because yes, Shipgate kicks that much ass. I bet he'd bring tears of envy to George Washington's eyes.
That picture was obviously taken before Shipgate swooped in and saved the cute boat from death by super polymer missles. Because yes, Shipgate kicks that much ass. I bet he'd bring tears of envy to George Washington's eyes.
Ripper Peace Through Superior Firepower Aug 12, 2004 #24 Hey Shipgate, would you please have your ass waxed prior to me attempting any ass kissing? And some Vaseline would help prevent chapped lips.
Hey Shipgate, would you please have your ass waxed prior to me attempting any ass kissing? And some Vaseline would help prevent chapped lips.
F Farzone Spaceman Aug 12, 2004 #25 Speaking of an ass, Jesus rode one of those. It was probably hairy too.
Starkey Avenging Rooster Aug 12, 2004 #26 Waxing his ass with vaseline could cause other sorts of problems to Shipgate. Picking up soap bars afterwards is definitely not recommended.
Waxing his ass with vaseline could cause other sorts of problems to Shipgate. Picking up soap bars afterwards is definitely not recommended.
psych Destroyer of assclowns Aug 12, 2004 #27 Fisting and getting fisted is one of Shipgate's many talents.
F Farzone Spaceman Aug 12, 2004 #28 Since TC wants us to kiss Shipgates´ass, shouldn´t he tell us the scope of the mission? I mean, how BIG is his ass?
Since TC wants us to kiss Shipgates´ass, shouldn´t he tell us the scope of the mission? I mean, how BIG is his ass?
Sylvester Vice Admiral Aug 12, 2004 #35 (and the obvious comeback) ....but three rights make a left, and now tell em what he won Ripper!
Starkey Avenging Rooster Aug 13, 2004 #36 Farzone said: Since TC wants us to kiss Shipgates´ass, shouldn´t he tell us the scope of the mission? I mean, how BIG is his ass? Click to expand... It is so big it has a kissing spot for all the CZers.
Farzone said: Since TC wants us to kiss Shipgates´ass, shouldn´t he tell us the scope of the mission? I mean, how BIG is his ass? Click to expand... It is so big it has a kissing spot for all the CZers.
Ripper Peace Through Superior Firepower Aug 13, 2004 #39 Sylvester said: (and the obvious comeback) ....but three rights make a left, and now tell em what he won Ripper! Click to expand... Actually, two Wrights make an airplane. The prize: one brownie. (THC free)
Sylvester said: (and the obvious comeback) ....but three rights make a left, and now tell em what he won Ripper! Click to expand... Actually, two Wrights make an airplane. The prize: one brownie. (THC free)
