I have two similar types of jokes.
Michael Jordan, George Bush, and a hippie are on an airplane. The pilot says "I have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is, the plane's out of fuel. The good news is, there's 3 paracuttes, and I'm taking one!" And he jumped out of the plane. Then George Bush says "Well, I'm the leader of the most powerful nation in the world. The world needs me, so I have to live." He grabs a parracutte and jumps out of the plane. Michale Jordan said "What are we gonna do? There's only one paracutte." "No, man, it's cool," said the Hippie, "the brilliant leader over there just jumped out of the plane with my backpack."
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A Brunette, Redhead, and a Blonde are running from the cops. They go into a barn to hide. The Brunette hides behind a cow, the Redhead in a flock of chicken, and the Blonde in a sack of potatos. The cops go into the barn, and shine their flashlights on the cow. So, the Brunette goes "Moo moo", and the cops say "Oh... it's just a cow." Then they shine their lights on the chickens, and the Redhead goes "Bak Bak", and the cops say "oh... it's just a bunch of chickens. Then they shine there lights on the sack of potatos and the blonde goes "PO-TAAA-TOOOS"