Cz Faq

Originally posted by Ghost
Q:Why Starkey talks about himself in 3rd person?
A:...
My goodness.... :confused:

HUMOR

Main Entry: 1hu·mor
Pronunciation: 'hyü-m&r, 'yü-
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English humour, from Middle French humeur, from Medieval Latin & Latin; Medieval Latin humor, from Latin humor, umor moisture; akin to Old Norse vokr damp, Latin humEre to be moist, and perhaps to Greek hygros wet
Date: 14th century
1 a : a normal functioning bodily semifluid or fluid (as the blood or lymph) b : a secretion (as a hormone) that is an excitant of activity
2 a in medieval physiology : a fluid or juice of an animal or plant; specifically : one of the four fluids entering into the constitution of the body and determining by their relative proportions a person's health and temperament b : characteristic or habitual disposition or bent : TEMPERAMENT <of cheerful humor> c : an often temporary state of mind imposed especially by circumstances <was in no humor to listen> d : a sudden, unpredictable, or unreasoning inclination : WHIM <the uncertain humors of nature>
3 a : that quality which appeals to a sense of the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous b : the mental faculty of discovering, expressing, or appreciating the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous c : something that is or is designed to be comical or amusing
synonym see WIT
 
Oh man. I don't think a single thread has ever been able to make me laugh so loud and so long. LOAF and WildWeasel win the "Funniest Posts in a Thread," award for their work here.

Neeheehahahaa :D
 
Q: How much Wing Commander is too much?
A: Are you asking me or the Girlfriend?

Q: What I a dumbass to install XP PRO on my machine (IE my baby)?
A: You dumb stupid @!*$#@!!!

Q: Who are the Kilrathi?
A: Loaf... handle this character please... my patience is not what it used to be...

Q: What is Wing Commander?
A: LOAF!!!
 
I was screaming to LOAF... as in her can handle the questionaire now... because the person asking the questions was a moron... or at least that was the joke I was trying to portray... :o
 
Originally posted by pygmypiranha
I was screaming to LOAF... as in her can handle the questionaire now... because the person asking the questions was a moron... or at least that was the joke I was trying to portray... :o

I know, I just picked up your joke where it stopped and made that moron ask another question :D, which Dynaco answered properly.
 
Originally posted by Zor Prime
Hmm, I would have thought it would have been the news anchor from WC4...
Or FOX. ;)

Originally posted by Bandit LOAF
Q: Why does the Tiger's Claw look different?
A: A wizard did it.
Charming.

Originally posted by NoRemorse
Q: Is Blair really 3000 years old ?
A: No. But LOAF is.
A: No, he's actually 4000 years old. ;)

Originally posted by Bob McDob
I LUV MARK WONG...
Stay away from my brother, you freak. :(
 
Q: What does a WC1 Dorkir transport do?
A: It transports stuff.

Q: What does an SM1 Lumbari transport do?
A: It transports stuff.

Q: What does a WC2 Dorkathi transport do?
A: Shouldn't you be getting the jist of this by now...?

Q: What does a WC3 Kilrathi transport do?
A: Go away.
 
Sorry about that. :( But maybe you could pick the best FAQ and post them in wcnews.com. That way you´ll have it the way you want.
 
Stealth

Q: How many WC vehicles can go into stealth?
A: It depends on what you define by 'stealth'. If you mean not appearing in normal scanners, the TCS Tiger Claw once went into stealth mode, and Cadet Christopher Blair once destroyed a Kilrathi stealth fighter prototype.

Q: So... how many WC vehicles can go into stealth?
A: Duh. Count yourself:
- TCS Tiger Claw = stealth mode
- Kilrathi stealth fighter prototype
Oh yeah... and there's this other stealth/cloak as in appearing invisible beyond the visual spectrum:
- Kilrathi Stealth Fighters, amongst theme:
Strakha in WC2 and Strakha in WC3. There's also the Shok'lar in WC Armada which has some limited cloaking capabilites
- Confederation fighters... so far only the Excalibur used the stealth during the 2669 GCM and the final attack on Kilrah
- The Lance/Dragon superfighters were configured with a cloaking device as well a holoprojector
- The Condor class shuttle in WCP also employs stealth during Search and Rescue missions.

Q: I thought the Treaty of Algeron banned the usage of cloaking device.
A: Only for the United Federation of Planets. Not the Terran Confederation.




-Fraix
 
Originally posted by Bandit LOAF
Dammit, this thread was good until people started replying to it.

Well, what you should do is take the replies you like, then make a new one with ALL of them, and then CLOSE it, and make it STICKY!
 
Back
Top