Hehe -- the original poster snapped back to crazy angry person and started signing up the chatzone help email for all sorts of opt-in Christian email lists. I noticed we were already the number one Google result for his name, so I had a nice letter for interested hiring managers linking them to various resources (which, honestly, they should find anyway).
Long story short, although he doesn't want to be assosciated with a Wing Commander forum, our clever fellow does use his real name and email for three things: letting everyone know where he went to college, making sure everyone knows he's totally into casual drug use in the most generic way possible and posting videos of his friends drinking until they pass out.
I enjoyed the concept more than the reality of preventing some guy from getting a job, though, even if he is a complete and utter moron.