Don't let dangerous insects bug you

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Don't let dangerous insects bug you is a News Bulletin posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. It does not impact commodity prices.


Don't let dangerous insects bug you
Our galaxy is infested with all types of unpleasant creatures...
Gnuflies, Hephaestan Biting Voles, Killer Thripps, the list goes on and on. Well, now you can guarantee that lethal insects will no longer be the bane of your life, with Harris' Entomort. Available from all well-stocked general booths, it comes in hi-powered spray or gas-bomb form, and mugs bugs quicker than you can say 'Ohmygodwhatthehellisthatongranny'shead'.
Warning: Entomort could potentially cause fatal injuries to pets, small children and the aged.