CIS Bulletin (3)
Hermes CIS are looking for anyone who can offer information concerning the whereabouts of one Neil 'Chipolata' Cook, who is chief suspect in the Deeson Prose murder. He is also implicated in the rape of Aldi Bestwork, and the grotesque torture of Hizza Sistant, who has undergone incredible suffering at the hands of this brutish individual. He is a balding individual of medium height, distinguished by his grating laugh and simian features. One witness has described him as 'resembling a baboon'.