A Byydo production
 
 

of a Byydo comic
 

1 Byydo-year in the planning
 

3 Byydo-hours in the making
 
 

Mr. T

versus

Wing Commander

Part III:

"The Ironic Curtain," or
 

"What the heck is a Masamune anyway?"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

FIN
 
 
 
 

Here ends the Mr. T vs WC saga.  Sorry the ending is so late, but, well, you know how things get.  You may be interested to know that part three went through four total script rewrites, 75% of which took place in the last ten minutes.  Anyway, I've gotta get back to reading JRR Tolkien's The Two Towers, so I'll end this with a senseless anecdote.

I used to wonder why, in Final Fantasy 7, if you ran around in that freezing valley place where you keep blacking out from the cold, you'd occasionally find that the attacking wolves and arctic monsters are accompanied by a scantily clad woman with blue skin.  If you steal from her, you can get some weird accessory (I forget what it is) that like lets you absorb ice attacks or something.  Well, I've since learned that there's an old Japanese legend about Yuki, the woman in the snow, who ambushes mountain travellers and sucks their life force out.  There's a freaky Japanese (live action) movie called "Kwaidan" where a guy has sex with a skeleton and then turns into a Klingon, and then another guy accidentally marries the woman in the snow and doesn't realize it for like ten years until he accidentally pisses her off and she throws off her (lousy) disguise and attacks him.  I won't tell you how it ends, because I don't want to spoil the surprise.  Oh yeah, and another thing, if someone asks you if you want to watch a movie called "Ballad of Narayama", RUN THE HELL AWAY AND DON'T LOOK BACK.
 
 

Send all hate mail to Byydo@ace-1.com, and there's a 1 in 500 chance that I'll actually get around to reading it.
 
 
 

Coming Soon:
 
 
 

Mr. T vs Kung Pao Chicken