Your favorite methods of annoying people

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  1. T8H3X11

    T8H3X11 Spaceman

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    Well, I guess it's time for another BS thread. So, what are your favorite methods of annoying people.
     
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    Quoting from Bush ;)
     
  3. T8H3X11

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    Ok, lets not start a political dispute, I love the guy. But that was kind of funny.

    If in an elevator, stand against the wall facing the door, twiddle your thumbs and say over and over again in your best Gollum voice, "I need a new specimen." then a "Muwahahahahahaha.
     
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    psych Destroyer of assclowns

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    Cut myself, use the blood to draw a smiley face and write down "To my best buddy in the world, [insert name here]"

    I got in big trouble in high school for putting that stunt . . . multiple times . . .
     
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    Bob McDob Better Health Through Less Flavor

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    Ignoring them when they talk to me. (Hey, it's not my fault; I just don't notice them all the time)
     
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    The reason you don't notice is that nobody talks to you...
     
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    LeHah 212 Squadron - "The Old Man's Eyes And Ears"

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    Making the most sexist and racist jokes at my local Blockbuster.
     
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    Saying "Hello," repeatedly... until they swing on me.
    Or making multiple dead baby jokes after being asked to stop.
    Q:"How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?"
    A:"It really depends on how hard they are thrown."

    And so on.... that usually outrages people fairly quickly.
     
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    Die-hard insisting on my point of view, and then I change my point of view as if it was nothing. Good for discussions...
     
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    Grabbed this off the web a few years back. This one'll give you some ideas:

    Demented Office Antics:
    Points are awarded on a degree-of-difficulty basis, but you can award yourself extra points for creative execution:

    One-point gags
    Run one lap around the office at top speed
    Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other "non player" must be in the bathroom at the time.)
    Ignore the first five people who say "good morning" to you.
    Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name, and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
    To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

    Two-point gags
    When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it and whisper huskily, "Mmm, that feels so good!"
    Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way."
    Walk sideways to the photocopier.
    While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

    Three-point gags
    Say to your boss, "I like your style," and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
    Babble incoherently at a fellow employee, then ask, "Did you get all that? I don't want to have to repeat it."
    Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
    Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a non-player within sight).
    Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

    Four-point gags
    At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
    Walk into a very busy person's office and, while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
    For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob."
    Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do number two."
    While an office mate is out, move his or her chair into the elevator.

    Five-point gags
    In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and utter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
    At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again."
    In a colleague's diary, write in, "10 a.m.: See how I look in tights."
    Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna trade?"
    Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
    Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it."


    Six-point gags
    Posing as a maƮtre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
    Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
    Hang a two-foot-long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
    Rollerblade around the floor throwing sweets.
     
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    sitting down at a fancy resturante, and swing the hanging light over the table like in an interrogation room
     
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    Got a couple more for ya.
    This is a two-person bit... simply ask your friend "Are you gay?"
    He responds in kind. Continue to banter back and forth, saying only the chosen phrase, until the both of you are screaming your lungs out and staring murder at each other. Then hug.
    Moan as though you're making love whenever the conversation dies down.
    Look down the front of your own shirt and say, in your most childish voice... "oooooh... that's not good....could you look at this for me?"
     
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    ooook....Manic wins...but to me that seems more terrorfying then anoying. :eek:
     
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    Oh, yeah? Well, you fight like a cow!
     
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    Yeah! Manic may win, but Preacher had me laughing so hard it hurt. Preacher, where did you find that.
     
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    You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
     
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    Beats me.
    I just found it & DL'd it.
    Hilarity ensued. :D
     
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    Bandit LOAF Long Live the Confederation!

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    Sleep with their wife.
     
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    Telling a Star Trek fan "was that the one with Luke Skywalker" :D:D:D I am a Star Trek myself
     
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    Sitting next to someone and start to crack your nuckles loud (Drives me nuts :) )
     

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