Nip and Tuck

[Haesslich]

http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/0730/p09s02-coop.html

Interesting way of getting people into the Army, eh?

 

[Shipgate]

I'm not buying it.

 

[Iceman16]

wow, now thats just stupid! its not like a breast implants or liposuction will save someones life or anything...

 

[Malar]

As a figurative & redundant example:

Private with a nice nose: "Wow, I have a really nice nose..."

Grim Sergeant: "Duck and cover!"

Evil Grenades are rolling into the trench and detonates.

Grim Sergeant: "Hey Michael Jackson, I said duck & cover!"

Private has now an ugly nose: "Ouch... excuse me sir, I did it, but the tremble caused by the grenade was too enormous, so my nose was hit by the rocky surface... ouch..."

 

[Malar]

continuation

Another Soldierbeauty: "Oh yes damn, now we must live with these uglifications to the end of our lifes - the army won't give us any cent for another adornment.

Grim Sergeant: Haha, you fools thought really, that your cheap adornment would help you in battle? That's only our way to recruite some stupid peasants as frontline canonfodder!

Malar, the boring storyteller: That's the end. I hope you all were amused by my educational story + fine English grammar!

 

[Bandit LOAF]

I'm promoting you 300 posts for that.

 

[Malar]

Wow (a famous word in this thread)!
Thanks Bandit LOAF. I thought I would be executed here for this muck.

 

[Dyret]

Congratulations, Malar.
You have been promoted even faster than me!

 

[Malar]

A Child's Dream Come True

Indeed, my life got a higher meaning.
But faster? I needed nearly one year, to reach your league! And you reached your level only in one month.
I feel ashamed... or not