New Class

[ELTEE]

In my useless and rediculous opinion, we really need a new group of young posters who are enthusiastic, arrogant, whiny, and altogether a pain in the ass.

Remember concordia/v.kent, whatever her/his name was? Sure, everyone groaned every time there was a post, but at least it incited responses (and let's be honest: tell me you didn't enjoy some of the results!? )

It's too quiet around here...

 

[Bandit LOAF]

Lets just start conversations by insulting ordinary posters a lot...

... you jerk.

 

[Dundradal]

Bastards.

 

[Max Gene]

Hey! I'm enthusiastic, I can be whiny if I'm lonely and have had too much Mountain Dew, and can be arrogant... on a bad day I can cover ALL of this! Should I sign an application, or you dicks just wanna set me loose?

 

[DaveO]

I think I'll use a variant of Tolwyn's line from WC4:
You're all junkyard dogs at my heels. I'm going to turn around and kick you all in the chops!

 

[McGruff]

You couldn't kick a beagle named Linus.

 

[Vinman]

What, like Maniac? Jazz? Stingray? Flash?

 

[Flashpoint]

Personally I think you're all a bunch of arrogant assholes*

*The above opinions do not necessarily reflect the views of this user, or his parent company

 

[Haliwali]

You couldn't kick a beagle named Linus.

For a second there I thought you were stalking me, but then I remembered how you knew.

 

[ZFGokuSSJ1]

Hi!

 

[NinjaLA]

charlie brown never got to kick that stupid football

 

[Sylvester]

HEY EVERYONE! IVE CREATED A NEW SHIP THAT HAS NINE PHASE TRANSIT CANNONS, 600 FIGHTERS, 20 AMGS AND IT CAN MOVE 700 KPS. ISNT THAT AWESOME!?!?!?!?

 

[Vinman]

HEY EVERYONE! IVE CREATED A NEW SHIP THAT HAS NINE PHASE TRANSIT CANNONS, 600 FIGHTERS, 20 AMGS AND IT CAN MOVE 700 KPS. ISNT THAT AWESOME!?!?!?!?

Welcome to the SRA!

 

[ELTEE]

Applications are in the mail. Open a store account rewards card, and get 15% off your first admin ban!

 

[Vinman]

Now that I'm thinking about the SRA, if you join up now, flashpaks and maces are half off!

 

[Chuckles]

I politely ascertain in this public forum that all eleven of you guys are living in the fucking past.

COD4evah nnobs.

Respectfully yours,
William Knickers

 

[NinjaLA]

Nah, I live in the present. I haven't invented time travel yet.

 

[Max Gene]

I politely ascertain in this public forum that all eleven of you guys are living in the fucking past.

Nope, just the regular version, you retard.

 

[Death]

Why is this gh0dawful thread still open?

The question is rhetorical, obviously, as idiots won't be able to answer it in a closed thread.

*clickety-click*