Lines you'd use if you were a pilot

[overmortal]

Why . . oh why, oh why, oh why, WON'T THIS THREAD DIE?

 

[ptk]

Okay, this is pretty old. Kinda fun none the less.

 

[overmortal]

:: sigh :: If you say so

 

[Ripper]

Why . . oh why, oh why, oh why, WON'T THIS THREAD DIE?

'Cause some people got nuthin' better to do.

 

[Woolie Wool]

Hostiles arrive:
(fighters)
Incoming enemy fighters! Take them out!
Additional targets now on radar.
Nobody here. Time to go back. Oh wait, THERE they are!
(capital ship)
Reading a large jump signature! Looks like we've got a cap inbound!

Hostile killed:
Suck it down!
Eat shit and die!
See you in hell!

Hostile killed by player:
Excellent shooting, pilot!
That's another one down fo the count.
Owned!

Affirmative:
Aye, sir.

Negative:
I cannot comply with your orders.

Ordered to destroy target:
Affirmative. Breaking to attack.

Ready to engage:
Time to rock and roll!

Ship damaged:
I need immediate covering fire!
Get these hairballs off me, pilot!
My hull can't take much more of this!

Dying:
NOOOOOOO!!!
Hull's gone critical! I'm done for!

Capital ship destroyed:
Get the hell away from that cap! She's gonna blow!
Mmmmm, fireworks.

Friendly fire:
Watch where you point that thing, pilot.

Traitor:
Chew on this, bastard!

Player damaged:
Watch yourself, pilot!

Player heavily damaged (<10%):
Eject! EJECT!

Friendly ship destroyed:
We've lost a pilot!
Another one is down! We're being massacred!

Taunts:
Aww, is kitty scared?
Don't run away. It's only a thermonuclear missile. It won't hurt you. (if flying Morningstar)
You are an insult to your species!
Your ass is grass!

 

[overmortal]

This . . THIS is why I hate this thread!

 

[ptk]

This . . THIS is why I hate this thread!

So stop visiting it.

 

[psych]

You guys need a reality check.

 

[Ripper]

No problem. Make it out to me, but leave the amount blank.

 

[overmortal]

Hmm . . . sounds good. I'll take two.