Lines you'd use if you were a pilot

Thanks. I try to be level headed. More Marcinko than Machivellie (sp?), but I have done psychology and philosophy, and Spirit was an influence as well. But I thought of them coming from someone who is trying not to go voodoo, and probably losing. 'Humph, wish I could do that' is what Butcher O'hara says in Commandos, and I play a character who is similar called Renegade. (No relation to the Kilrathi called Renegade in WCA). 'Oh, we are just up to our necks in bad guys again' is John McClane. 'Doom on you Kilrah' type quotes are from Marcinko, and is what I say when I shoot em down for real, so there you go. 'Kablooey!' is from legendary SEAL Grose. 'Back to the Academy to learn fields of fire' is something I thought up because I feel that it is important to know where your wingmen are so you don't shoot them, or they don't shoot you. You know about fields of fire, like having a specific sector where you shoot anything that comes across it and you know not to enter so that your teammates don't commit fraticide (killing your mates), right? 'I'm Phillip. You do that again, and yours is Zach Colson' is a subtle referrence to Zach Colson, who most of you know was a traitor, and number one on my hit list. 'The Colonel's a traitor! Take him out!' is long the similar lines of what the cops yell in SWAT 3 when you shoot them. 'You know what happens to traitors. Hey, can I have your Pilgrim Cross?' I threw in because, well, Blair won't be needing it anymore, will he? And the 'I'll be back for the ultimate war' is a Spirit like comment in referrence to the ultimate war between heaven and hell.
 
No offense, but Marcinko's stuff isn't worth a damn. Something I read as a teenager, but something I eventually threw away once you realize there's a typical and well-predicted plot (and is the wrong attitude for BUD/S bound people). It's just fiction. If you want to read something that's a credit to the Navy SEAL community, read the Warrior Elite by Dick Couch.
 
None taken. Worth the entertainment. And yes, his fictional (Wonder says how if he was paid what he should be, he would do the shit that's written in the novels), predictable (Dicky's not gonna die if he's telling the story) and over the top (wait, I take that back, his tales of diving into radiation is tame compared to Violence of Action) portray specwarriors in a negative light, but they've had me gagging for SEAL related material, even if it's not as grandoise as it is made out by the 'Shark Man of the Delta.' Personnally I think the Rainbow Six, SWAT and Delta Force games are fitting tributes to the brave men and women who put their lives on the line against those who wish to cause innocent people harm. I'll look uo Warrior Elite and also see if Point Man is any good.

Just to keep in topic, I made up a sound file of my lines. Sounds alright. Would be cool if I could put it somewhere.
 
Callsign: TopGun

Taunts:

"Woof Woof"

"Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty"

"I'm gonna Spade you Kitty"

"Here comes the Vet"

"Kitty surrender or Tom get's it"

In Flight:

Break and Attack

"Here Goes Nothing"

or

"Your Order is my preasure"

Return to Base

"Returning to the Barn"

or

"I hope Dinner is ready"

Help Me out

"SupperVet to the rescue"

or

"Road Kill is on the menu Sir"

Attack my Target

"Consider it done sir"

or

"The family that Shares together Kills together"
 
Dogboy???
I didn't put any of myself in there...I just imagined a Maestro-type character who gets laid a lot and is actually skillful.
 
"Eat laser dust, bitch!"


That's what I tell the latest victim to my superior flying/gunnery ability. In Pacific Strike, it's kinda out of place, though.
 
Yes, yes. This was from Code: Veronica, Claire says it to Steve if you run back to her when playing as him. I thought it was hilarious.
 
Inflight Transmissions

Reply yes
Sylvester (comm screen)
Aye' Aye sir.

Or.

Proceeding as Planned

Reply no

Sylvester (comm screen)
No can do

Or:

Thats a negative

No enemy spotted

Sylvester (comm screen)
No bogeys.

Enemy spotted (few)

Phillip (comm screen)

Piece o Cake

Or:

Look! the Welcoming Comittee

Enemy spotted (many)


Sylvester (comm screen)

Aww Crap, here we go again

Or:

I'm, gonna need more life insurance.

Ready to engage

Phillip (comm screen)
Can we get a move on.

Or:

I see bacon, come on I want breakfast dammit!

Engaging

Phillip (comm screen)
Dead before they launched

Or:

Gonna kick their ass.

Yahoo

Sylvester (comm screen)
YES!

Or:

Ha, and they said I would flunk!

Taunts

Sylvester(comm screen)
Come on. I won't bite!

Or:

You canm kiss your ass goodbye! if you can get their before I blast it.

Compliment Blair

Sylvester (comm screen)
Tolwyn has shit for brains, great job.

Or:

Great Shot, now if you can only aim at Maniac

Help needed

Sylvester(comm screen)
Get your ass over here before they blast mibe.

Or:

Do you really want to write another death letter?


Want to abort

Sylvester (comm screen)

Can we leave, that last shot singed me?

Or:

I need to go before I become man parts.

I am aborting

Sylvester (comm screen)

Shit! Sorry but I gotta abort.

Or:

"Damn, I gotta pull back.

Ejecting

Sylvester (comm screen)

Shit! I hate this!! (Pulls handle)

Or:

I'm goin north! (Pulls handle)

No damage - 0%

Sylvester (comm screen)
Not a scrath on me

Or:

Hey! All the pieces are still there.

Some damage - 25%
Sylvester (comm screen)

Just some sorch marks, I'm fine.

Or:

Lucky Shot hit me.


Half damage - 50%

Sylvester (comm screen)

Is it supposed to smoke like this?

Or:

They scored some hits

Much damage - 75%

Sylvester (comm screen)

Wheres my wing?

Or:

None of the buttons are working!


Killed fighter

Sylvester(comm screen)

See, thats why you shopudn't get in the way of my crosshairs.

Or:

Ouch, thats gotta hurt.



Killed cap ship

Sylvester (comm screen)

Ouch!

Or:

Nuked em'

Friendly fire

Sylvester (comm screen)

Do I look like Tolwyn?

Or:

Goddamit! watch your aum.


Annoyed

Sylvester (comm screen)

You really are a shithead

Or:

Wanna end up like Colson?.

You are traitor

Sylvester (comm screen)
You canieveing Bastard! Die!!

Or:

You're goin to hell now, just like Thrakkath

IF Blair is "court-martialed"

Sylvester (comm screen)

You know I hear they have a nice gift shop there...

Mission complete

Sylvester (comm screen)

Back to the farm.

Or:

I'll race you home.
 
Callsign: Phantom


Inflight Transmissions

Reply yes

Phantom (comm screen)
"If you say so."

Or:

"Affirmative."

Reply no

Phantom (comm screen)
"I don’t think so."

Or:

*cynical laugh* “Ehhh no."

No enemy spotted

Phantom (comm screen)
”Guess they heard I was comin."

Enemy spotted (few)

Phantom (comm screen)
"Just a few? C’mon at least give us some credit."

Or:

"Who do they think we are? Academy rejects?"

Enemy spotted (many)

Phantom (comm screen)
"So many targets, so little time."

Or:

"The more the merrier."

Ready to engage

Phantom (comm screen)
"Looks like they’re ready to fire.”

Or:

"Last time I checked I didn’t sign up to do nothing."

Engaging

Phantom (comm screen)
"Ok, sir. I’ll just have to remember to leave you some too."

Or:

"’Bout time."

Maintain Radio Silence

Phantom (comm screen)
”You better shut up too.”

Attack My Target

Phantom (comm screen)
”Sorry I’m a bit preoccupied right now.”

Or:

“This better count as a kill for me”

Yahoo

Phantom (comm screen)
"Woohoo! I have got to get me one of these!"

Or:

"BANG!"

Taunts

Phantom (comm screen)
"Try turning off the safety."

Or:

"You know... your wife’s real good in bed."

Or:

”C’mon! At least try to fight!”

Nav point cleared.

Phantom (comm screen)
"Hey! Where’d everyone go?"

Or:

"Ah c'mon! The party's just gettin started!"

Compliment Kill

Phantom (comm screen)
"They sure don’t make ‘em like they used to huh, sir?"

Or:

"They don’t die better than that."

Help needed

Phantom (comm screen)
"Sir? Could you help even the odds over here?"

Or:

"I need backup!"

Helping you out

Phantom (comm screen)
”You owe me, sir.”

Or:

”Am I being paid to babysit you?”

Want to abort

Phantom (comm screen)
"I think I hear them callin us back."

Or:

"What’s the point of gettin a medal if you can’t be there to receive it?"

I am aborting

Phantom (comm screen)
"Sorry, sir. But in situations like this, it’s every man for himself."

Or:

"You don’t need me, sir. Good luck."

Ejecting

Phantom (comm screen)
"Dang and it was just gettin warm in here."

Or:

"Don’t forget to pick me up."

No damage - 0%

Phantom (comm screen)
"Do you have to ask?"

Or:

"Look up ‘perfect’ and you’ll see my ship right beside it."

Some damage - 25%

Phantom (comm screen)
"Damn it. They scratched my paint. They’re dead now."

Or:

"Hmmm… must’ve gotten hit when my head was turned.”


Half damage - 50%

Phantom (comm screen)
"Everything’s working at 50%"

Or:

"I’m doing ok… Dad.”

Much damage - 75%

Phantom (comm screen)
"It’s like Christmas in my cockpit!"

Or:

"Might need a tow."


Killed fighter

Phantom (comm screen)
"Die biatch."

Or:

"One down, oh so many more to go."

Or:

"Ok I’m firing in 5… 4… 3… oops finger must’ve slipped the trigger."

Killed cap ship

Phantom (comm screen)
"That’s not thunder… that’s…. abig explosion."

Or:

"They paid billions of credits for that piece of shit?"

Friendly fire

Phantom (comm screen)
"Same side! Same side!"

Or:

"Um do you need your eyes checked?"


Annoyed

Phantom (comm screen)
"Ok first it was funny. Now it’s annoying."

Or:

"You know, I’m gonna need this ship in top condition when we see the real bad guys."

You are traitor

Phantom (comm screen)
"I knew something was wrong with you when I saw that Kat statue in your room!"

Mission complete

Phantom (comm screen)
"Piece o’ cake."

Or:

"Mission Accomplished.”

Dying

Phantom (comm screen)
"I was only joking about the wife thing! Honest! SH… *static*”
 
When they taunt me ("you will not survive this fight!"/"Prepare to die, human!") I usually say (outloud) "yeah, you won't be the last to say that!" or variations of that
 
Why not, seems like fun!

Callsign: Gneech (what a surprise)


Inflight Transmissions

Reply yes

"Yeah, uh huh."

Or:

"I'm on it!"

Reply no

"Uuuuuuuuhm ... no."

Or:

"Yeah, right."

No enemy spotted

"Honk shoo! Honk shoo!"

Enemy spotted (few)

"Is that all?"

Or:

"You wanna kill 'em, or should I?"

Or:

*Spock imitation* "It's life, Jim, but not as we know it."

Enemy spotted (many)

"Aaaaalll righty then!"

Or:

"That's ... a lot of badguys."

Ready to engage

"Request permission to engage.”

Or:

"Dude, I am SO bored!"

Engaging

"Time to make some widows and orphans!"

Or:

"For the honor of Grayskull! What am I saying???"

Maintain Radio Silence

"Would you be quiet, please?"

Attack My Target

"Concentrate fire on this target."

Yahoo

"Yeah, baby!"

Or:

"That's right, we bad!"

Taunts

"C'mere, my guns want to have a few words with you."

Or:

"Bite me, it's fun!"

Or:

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"

Nav point cleared.

"Heck, that was easy!"

Or:

"About bloody time."

Compliment Kill

"Whoa, nice shot!"

Or:

"Holy crap!"

Help needed

"How about a little support, here?"

Or:

"Great googily-MOOGILY!"

Helping you out

"Hang in there, help's coming!"

Or:

"What the heck, I'm not busy or anything!"

Want to abort

"Uh, guys? I think I left the oven on."

Or:

"Y'know, discretion IS the better part of valor..."

I am aborting

"Run away! Run away!"

Or:

"Who was the idiot who planned this mission?"

Ejecting

"Oh shit!"

Or:

"Eject! Eject! Eject!"

No damage - 0%

"Just tickityboo."

Or:

"So far, so good."

Some damage - 25%

"Lemme at 'em!"

Or:

*Black Knight imitation* "'tis but a scratch!"


Half damage - 50%

"A little chewed up, but I can take it."

Or:

"Nothing a Starbucks run wouldn't fix."

Much damage - 75%

"What does this 'hull integrity failure' light mean?"

Or:

"Just fine, really, no problem. Except for the wing falling off. And the engine failing. Oh, and that whole not having any shields thing. ... All right, you got me, I suck."


Killed fighter

"Eat it boy, eat it!"

Or:

"Hurts, don't it?"

Or:

"Got him!"

Killed cap ship

"Ooooooh ... aaaaaaah..."

Or:

"Yeah, that's for having so goddamn many turrets!"

Friendly fire

"Thank you very much, remind me to return the favor."

Or:

"Hey, watch it!"


Annoyed

"All right, knock it off!"

Or:

"HEY!"

You are traitor

"I'm not mad -- just very disappointed."

Mission complete

"That's a wrap."

Or:

"Suppose we'll get silver stars for this?"

Dying

"C'mon baby, hold it toget-*static*"

-The Gneech :cool:
 
When killing an enemy target, I would like to scream "Die Motherf*cker!" With a heavy NYC accent that sounds lie "DIE MOTHAF*CKAH!!!!"

-Concordia
 
The_Gneech said:
Some damage - 25%

"Lemme at 'em!"

Or:

*Black Knight imitation* "'tis but a scratch!"

Hey... I already used the Black Knight line! You'll have to find something else.

(Then again, in Prophecy, some lines WERE repeated by multiple pilots...)

Oh... and while I'm here, I'll add my "Helping out" lines.

HeatWave (comm)

"Every Hero has his sidekick."

or

"Do you want instant help, or expresso?"
 
Callsign: target (long story)


Inflight Transmissions

Reply yes

"Okey Dokey'

Or:

"Fine fine fine, jeese. Want Want Want, do this, do that, always, never what can you do for me." (wordy, I know)

Reply no

"..HAA...No."

Or:

"Yeah...pay me 50 credits, then I'll think about it."

No enemy spotted

(mumbling) "Huh...ships....wwhat...ships...none (incoherent)..... wake me when stuff happens *snore*"

Enemy spotted (few)

"*scoffs* Comon! I'm still hung over and I'll take thses guys!'

Or:

"Not even worth the rechargable energy."

Enemy spotted (many)

"Damn."

Or:

"Haa....bullocks."

Enemy spotted (Attack Fleet many)

"So Colonel, you took out a few attack fleets by yourself, go ahead and work that magic now, but I'll give you a little help."

Ready to engage

"Lemme me at em, Lemme me at em, Lemme me at em! (really fast)

Or:

"Comon, my kill count is getting dangerously low to yours!"

Engaging

"Whee, skeet shootin time!!"

Or:

"Guns go bang, they go boom."

Maintain Radio Silence

"You, quiet, now."

Attack My Target

"Hey, Mr. I'm-Sitting-On-My-Ass-Doing-Nothing, wanna gimme a hand?"

Yahoo

"WHEEE!"

Taunts

"Stop being a pansy and come die so I can go home and play doctor with my girl."

Or:

"Hiya furball! Wanna tango?"

Nav point cleared.

"Were we expected to take a while?"

Compliment Kill

"Ownage."

Help needed

"HEELP?!"

Or:

"Please, help, I'll pay you!"

Helping you out

"Oh fine! I'll save your ass...AGAIN!"

Or:

(annoyed)"Fine, jeese!"

Want to abort

"Home is where the heart is, and I want mine beating there!"

I am aborting

"Yeaaahh....BYE!!"

Or:

"Good luck sir, for I runneth from thee"

Ejecting

"This'll hurt!"

Or:

"Punch out time, I did most of my work"

No damage - 0%

"Damage, what damage?."

Or:

"Its all good."

Some damage - 25%

"Dents, scratches...nothing major"

Half damage - 50%

"The mechanics are going to kill me when I land."

Much damage - 75%

"If their ships are all orange and red, and you're fine, whose blue and green shit is floating around....damn."

Or:

"Yeah...it was lag, I swear!"

Killed fighter

"HA! Owned!"

Or:

"God...that was quick, they usually take 10 seconds."


Killed cap ship

"Boooom!"

Or:

"OHH, so that's what torpedoes do!"

Or:

"Boom shakalaka Boom!"

Friendly fire

"Stop."

Or:

"Dammit, who painted a target on my ship again?!"

or:

"I know my name's target, but gimme a break!"

Annoyed

"I'm so keying your fighter when we get back."

You are traitor

"What the hell, I was voted most likely to turn mandarin at the academy."

Mission complete

"Snorefest...wake me when we get home."

Or:

"Wait, was that it? Okay."

Dying

"CRAP!"

or:

"If any of you screw my girl, I'm so haunting y-"


Fun way to blow boredom on Friday
 
Callsign: Ken-Kei

Reply Yes:

"Hai!"

OR:

"Whatever you say, Colonel."

Reply No:

"Iie."

OR:

"Sorry, Colonel, but that not something I can do."

No enemies spotted:

"... When you have a point, call me."

OR:

"No-one there, Colonel."

Few Enemies spotted:

"Awaiting Orders from your's truly, Colonel."

OR:

"Noting targets, Sir."

Enemy Spotted (Many):

"Colonel, we have a large amount of enemies on radar."

OR:

"Umm, Sir, we have a problem."

Enemy Spotted (Fleet):

"Mon Colonel, it's quite a bit."

OR:

"Well, it seems they want to kill someone."

Ready to Engage:

"I am ready to attack the enemy."

OR:

"I would like to fight honorably by your side."

Engaging:

"Have at them!"

OR:

"For Honor!"

Maintain Radio Scilence:

"Hush, sir."

OR:

"Shutting up."

Attack my Target:

"Kindly spare me the efforts of destroying this enemy."

Yahoo

"Hehe...."

Taunts:

"Have at you, unworthy cretin!"

OR:

"Battle me, or stand as craven before men and God!"

OR:

"Make your peace with God!"

OR:

"May Kami-Sama help you."

OR (If Kilrathi):

"I challange you, warrior, to a duel. Dost thou accept?"

Nav Point cleared:

"Phwee."

Jumped:

"ORO?!"

Compliment Kill:

"Umedetou, Colonel."

OR:

"I see why they call thee "Heart of the Tiger"."

OR:

"Few and far between have I seen such a brillient victory."

Help Needed:

"Requesting assistance!"

OR:

"Gomen Nasai, Colonel, but I need thy help."

Helping you out:

"I will assist you, friend!"

OR:

"Coming, Colonel."

OR:

"I shall assist thee in thy plight, sir!"

Want to Abort:

"This, despite contrary opinion, is not a good idea."

Abort:

"Goodbye, sir. See you at home."

OR:

"These enemies are not worthy of my life."

Ejecting:

"Better part of valor, better part of valor!"

Damage; 0%:

"Unharmed, sir."

OR:

"As fresh as the cherry blossom's back home."

Damage; 25%:

"I have been slightly wounded."

OR:

"Nothing my ancestor's could not have handled."

Damage; 50%:

"I seem to have taken a significent amount of damage."

OR:

"Colonel, I advise that you do not worry about such trivial matters."

Damage; 75%:

"I am heavily damaged."

OR:

"With all due respect, I don't think continuing is a wise choice."

Killed Fighter:

"My enemy died with honor."

OR:

"My enemy died without honor."

Killed capship:

"Target is no longer alive."

OR:

"No longer a problem, sir."

Friendly Fire:

"Sir, I'm on your side..."

OR:

"Blair-San, I don't think hitting me will solve anything."

OR:

"Sir, I'm not target practice."

Annoyed:

"Sir, cut that out. NOW."

You are the Traitor:

"I see... I have no choice but to challange you. Have at you!"

Mission complete:

"We have completed objectives."

OR:

"Shall we head home?"

Dying:

"I go with honor! Remember me, sir!"

Well, that was fun.
 
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