Let's make awful fan-fic superfighters

[Mjr. Whoopass]

Here's an awful one:
The Jerky Space Inferiority Fighter
The Jerky Space Inferiority Fighter began mass production during the height of the Kilrathi War. It never received mass acclaim despite being ridiculously overpriced and overpowered. Nonetheless it was still commonly flown by the Border Worlds, mercenaries, and Firekka Forces who end up flying all sorts of awful fanfic fighters.
Specs:
Top Speed: 643kps
Afterburner speed: 1726.5kps.
It has the armor of a Thud VII. It boasts an 8 track player with every song by Peter Frampton coming standard (perhaps this is why it wasn't popular). Less notably, it also carried 15 missiles and 65 decoys.
Click on the Link to see the picture of this amazing fighterClick on the picture to enlarge it!!!

 

[Chernikov]

I think he got it right. I think he got it right because my head hurts.

 

[TonyG2]

Don't want to b pickey but the fighter design posted by Suicider is not an original.

Its actually a Cosmo Tiger II

from the anime series Starblazers (or if you are a purist - Space Cruiser Yamato)

On the plus side, there are kits available in both 1/72 and 1/144 scale by Bandai.

 

[dragoon]

The greatest ship I can imagine would be some sort of Black Wasp with the dual dust canons, combined with a WCP era plasma gun... with cloaking and unlimited afterburners like the Dragon. I'd call it the Cheese-Monger.

 

[Corsair(pilot)]

Don't want to b pickey but the fighter design posted by Suicider is not an original.

Yeah, that was pretty obvious. I can probobaly count the number of active wingnuts with that kind of drawing capability on one hand... not including the thumb.

Star Blazers was a fun cartoon.

 

[Aplha 1-1]

....It boasts an 8 track player with every song by Peter Frampton coming standard (perhaps this is why it wasn't popular).....

You think that would've come in handy, saving a pilot the trouble of finding new insults by playing it over the comm system instead

 

[fongsaunder]

Talking about going too far, a microscopic, unmanned, VERY cheap fighter with 15 million behemoth guns.

The Sacred Weapon strikes fear in the hearts of the Kilrathi.

Something that small can't generate enough energy for a Behemoth Laser, if it did, what? half a cm thick? No chance on taking anything out.

 

[Spertallica]

~~~, the Dragon II- six auto tracking fusion guns(the one shot kill gun from the original dragon), 30 missiles, unlimited cloak / afterburner (with a top speed slightly higher then the fastest missile in the game), and a specialized cloak that allowed firing without decloaking. Oh, and of those 30 missiles, six of them are torpedos. The fighter should be able to de-shield a kilrathi dreadnought in one pass.

 

[TonyG2]

Something that small can't generate enough energy for a Behemoth Laser, if it did, what? half a cm thick? No chance on taking anything out.

And if it did not enough surface area for radiating excess heat. Damn thing would evaporate before it fired.....

 

[Lt.Death100]

And if it did not enough surface area for radiating excess heat. Damn thing would evaporate before it fired.....

It has a special device given by god that prevents any malfunction

 

[TonyG2]

Would make for a spectacular games footage though.

Kinda like an Xray laser weapon sattlite - trigger a nuke to power a bunch of lasing rods. Goodbye satellite!