Kissing Shipgate's Ass

[Spien]

That picture was obviously taken before Shipgate swooped in and saved the cute boat from death by super polymer missles. Because yes, Shipgate kicks that much ass.

I bet he'd bring tears of envy to George Washington's eyes.

 

[Shipgate]

Actually, this wasn't that bad. Thanks guys!

 

[Moonsword]

I think you missed the point, here, Shipgate.

 

[Ripper]

Hey Shipgate, would you please have your ass waxed prior to me attempting any ass kissing? And some Vaseline would help prevent chapped lips.

 

[Farzone]

Speaking of an ass, Jesus rode one of those.
It was probably hairy too.

 

[Starkey]

Waxing his ass with vaseline could cause other sorts of problems to Shipgate. Picking up soap bars afterwards is definitely not recommended.

 

[psych]

Fisting and getting fisted is one of Shipgate's many talents.

 

[Farzone]

Since TC wants us to kiss Shipgates´ass, shouldn´t he tell us the scope of the mission? I mean, how BIG is his ass?

 

[Ghost]

Fistfucking.

 

[Shipgate]

Jesus!

 

[Saturnyne]

What's this about Shipgate fistfucking Jesus?

 

[powell99]

That is wrong really really wrong

 

[Ghost]

goWron is never wrong.

 

[Ripper]

And two wrongs don't make a right.

 

[Sylvester]

(and the obvious comeback)


....but three rights make a left, and now tell em what he won Ripper!

 

[Starkey]

Since TC wants us to kiss Shipgates´ass, shouldn´t he tell us the scope of the mission? I mean, how BIG is his ass?

It is so big it has a kissing spot for all the CZers.

 

[psych]

A picture is worth a thousand words . . .

 

[powell99]

damn thats funny

 

[Ripper]

(and the obvious comeback)


....but three rights make a left, and now tell em what he won Ripper!

Actually, two Wrights make an airplane.

The prize: one brownie. (THC free)

 

[Moonsword]

That kinda takes the fun out of it, doesn't it?