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Ripper

Peace Through Superior Firepower
Got a good one? I don't care if it's old, sometimes those are the best.
 

Ghost

Emperor
Jupiter Station-Sol System

Ensign NO NAME: Do you know Why the Behemoth was constructed???
Major NO NAME2: Yes I know TO-L-WYN !!!!!!

*Rimshot*


GOOOOOOOOOOOO......GHOST





Firekkan Homeworld

Firekkan1=ohhhhhh, it´s so cold out there can you do something ???
Firekkan2=Yes i will make fire ,if i can do it......
of course i can do i´m a FIREKANN !!!!!!

*Rimshot*

GOOOOOOOOOO.....GHOST




Why the Kilrathi cross the road.....

*rimshot*

because they don´t have a jumpdrive (pre varni encounter)

Goooooooooooo....... GHOST



Kilrah System- 2 kilrathi pilots floating in the space

Kilrathi1=What happens to Kilrah.....????
Kilrathi2=The T-BOMB..
Kilrathi1=The T-BOMB ?????
Kilrathi1= Yes,K-BOOM.

*Rimshot*


GOOOOOOOOOOOO......GHOST

Thank you.






What the pieces of Iceman said to Britney Spears

*RIMSHOT*

¨Kilrathi are ripping me no more¨

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ......GHOST

Thank you very much to all of you
 

Preacher

Swabbie
Banned
Originally posted by Ghost
Jupiter Station-Sol System

Ensign NO NAME: Do you know Why the Behemoth was constructed???
Major NO NAME2: Yes I know TO-L-WYN !!!!!!

*Rimshot*


GOOOOOOOOOOOO......GHOST





Firekkan Homeworld

Firekkan1=ohhhhhh, it´s so cold out there can you do something ???
Firekkan2=Yes i will make fire ,if i can do it......
of course i can do i´m a FIREKANN !!!!!!

*Rimshot*

GOOOOOOOOOO.....GHOST




Why the Kilrathi cross the road.....

*rimshot*

because they don´t have a jumpdrive (pre varni encounter)

Goooooooooooo....... GHOST



Kilrah System- 2 kilrathi pilots floating in the space

Kilrathi1=What happens to Kilrah.....????
Kilrathi2=The T-BOMB..
Kilrathi1=The T-BOMB ?????
Kilrathi1= Yes,K-BOOM.

*Rimshot*


GOOOOOOOOOOOO......GHOST

Thank you.






What the pieces of Iceman said to Britney Spears

*RIMSHOT*

¨Kilrathi are ripping me no more¨

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ......GHOST

Thank you very much to all of you
?...
 

TC

SubCrid
The next time somebody asks where Stingray went after WC2, we can point out that we're still looking for Mister Wright. - The Book of LOAF
 

LeHah

212 Squadron - "The Old Man's Eyes And Ears"
With that incredible ability to write bad jokes, Ghost should write the next James Bond movie.
 

LeHah

212 Squadron - "The Old Man's Eyes And Ears"
No, you're suppose to be dragged out to the town square and put into the stocks so people can throw old fruit at you.

There's not really much difference though.
 

Ripper

Peace Through Superior Firepower
Originally posted by LeHah
No, you're suppose to be dragged out to the town square and put into the stocks so people can throw old fruit at you.


MMMMmmmmmm.... Fruit salad.


xoxoxox;)
 

Wulf

Vice Admiral
Originally posted by LeHah
No, you're suppose to be dragged out to the town square and put into the stocks so people can throw old fruit at you.

There's not really much difference though.
People throw old fruit at you in Wall Street?......??
 

LeHah

212 Squadron - "The Old Man's Eyes And Ears"
stocks

n : a wooden instrument on a post with holes for the neck and hands; offenders were locked in and so exposed to public scorn

Source: WordNet ® 1.6, © 1997 Princeton University
 

TC

SubCrid
I own large amounts of nacho cheese, making that grossly confusing. It could lead to some sort of misunderstanding relating to the ownership of the cheese :(
 

dacis2

Spaceman
let's see....


a Russian, and Ethopian and a Singaporean were asked by a World Bank Official: What is your opinion on how much money should be spent on food?

Ethiopian: What's food?
Russian: What's money?
Singaporean: What's an opinion?
 

Wulf

Vice Admiral
Originally posted by LeHah
stocks

n : a wooden instrument on a post with holes for the neck and hands; offenders were locked in and so exposed to public scorn

Source: WordNet ® 1.6, © 1997 Princeton University
You either didn't spot my sarcasm, or you're being sarcastic toward my sarcasm.
 
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