I've found it at last !

NoRemorse

Rear Admiral
I don't know if you rememebr that I said I had found an article on WCM which said that it was a gay movie; here it is ! It's in french, sorry, I hope you will understand...

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J'ai vu un navet au Palace à 2,50$, le prix d'un navet. Ce navet de Wing Commander, un film de science-fiction tiré du jeu sur ordinateurs du même nom, est intéressant pour une seule raison: IL Y A A PEU PRÊS UNE RÉFÉRENCE GAIE PAR MINUTE.

Premièrement, l'acteur principal joué par le super-cute Freddie Prince Jr. vaut milles films pornos vus en Fast Forward. C'est l'histoire de la Terre en 2654 qui va se faire envahir par une flotte ennemie d'une race de monstres hideux. Notre joli héros Blair et ses joyeux gais lurons vont sauver la terre.

On apprend que Blair est différent des autres, hon pas vrai, et que c'est génétique son affaire, hon à quoi ca ressemble ca. Ca fait de lui un demi-dieu supposément. Ensuite, il rencontre sa boss, une froide lesbienne qui pleure la mort de sa chum de fille et dont le numéro du rapier-fighter est 69. Seulement vers la fin va-t-elle succomber sans consommer pour le beau Blair.

Ensuite il y a le capitaine du porte-avions-sous-marins-vaisseau-de-ligne-de-l'espace qui regarde, nostalgique, la photo du passé avec un amant de l'époque bras dessus bras dessous. La scène ne dure qu'une seconde alors il faut etre attentif. Il se fait donner un signe de reconnaissance, qui est une bague, par le commodore-aventurier-agent-secret pour prouver que celui-ci fait bien partie de la "gang", mais de quelle "gang" parle-t-on ici, on se le demande bien.

C'est sans compter les innombrables posters de beaux gars qui ornent les murs du mess des officiers, soyez attentifs aux petits détails. Et l'amitié très particulière de Blair et son chum de gars un peu fofolle sur les bords, à la fin il le tiendra dans ses bras, tout en sang après lui avoir sauvé la vie, que c'est cute!

Le gars du casting a du se faire du fun dans le bureau des auditions car tous les figurants, à majorité mâle sont absolument irrésistibles.

La morale de l'histoire est que le milieu gay est infiltré partout et que même à l'intérieur d'une histoire apparamment straight, nous sommes présents et mettons notre grain de sel un peu partout. Il faut être vigilant pour décéler ces signaux, s'en réjouir et comprendre qu'on est pas tous seuls dans notre 10% de minorités.
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Poor guy...
 

RATM

Spaceman
holy shit that is one gay review! uncalled for. how the hell can they say angel is a lesbian? and that everyone is gay cause some damn posters on the mess hall.

And man france has a weird way to speak in french heh
 

Fishbone

Spaceman
Hihi. My French isn't good (I forgot a lot), but what I understood sounded quite unreal and like the guy himself should make a therapy against interpeting things wrong and to make himself not a fool. I think many people laughed about it. Just like you've said: Poor Guy!
 

Fishbone

Spaceman
Do it...you fall from the chair. Such a foolish article I didn't see for a long time. He should have been kidding or he's an idiot (the guy whom wrote it).
 

Napoleon

Spaceman
this is a very rough translation using babel fish (it is funy as hell to try this):

"I saw a turnip with the De luxe hotel with 2,50$, the price of a turnip. This turnip Wing To control, a science fiction film drawn from the play on computers of the same name, is interesting for only one reason: IT THERE A A LITTLE PRÊS A MERRY REFERENCE PER MINUTE. Firstly, the principal actor played by super-cute Freddie Prince Jr. is worth miles skin flicks seen in Fast Forward. It is the history of the Earth into 2654 which will be made invade by an enemy fleet of a race of hideous monsters. Our pretty Blair hero and his merry gay dogs will save the ground. One learns that Blair is different from the different one, hon not true, and that it is genetic its business, hon what Ca resembles Ca. Ca made of him a demigod supposément. Then, it meets its boss, a cold lesbian who cries the death of her chum of girl and whose number of the rapier-fighter is 69. Only towards the end it will succumb without consuming for beautiful Blair. Then there are the captain of carry-plane-under-sailor-vessel-of-line-of-the space which looks at, nostalgic, the photograph of passed with a lover of the time arm above arm below. The scene does not last that one second then it is necessary to be attentive. It is made give a sign of recognition, which is a ring, by the commodore-adventurer-agent-secrecy to prove that this one formed well part of the " gang ", but of which " gang " speaks one here, one wonders it well. It is without counting the innumerable posters of beautiful guy which decorate the walls of the mess of the officers, are attentive with the small details. And the very particular friendship of Blair and its chum of guy a little fofolle on the edges, with the end it will hold it in its arms, all in blood after him to have saved the life, that it is cute! The guy of the casting has to be made fun in the office of hearings because all the observers, with male majority are absolutely irresistible. The morals of the history is that the gay medium is infiltrated everywhere and that even inside a history apparamment straight, we is present and puts our salt grain a little everywhere. It is necessary to be vigilant for décéler these signals, to be delighted and understand by it that one is not all only in our 10% of minorities. "
 

mpanty

Keen Commander
LOL Napoleon!

But...

YOU HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!
That ain't a French review! It's a lame-o Québec writer who produced that piece of shit...

You can see it from the expressions "chum" (meaning boyfriend in Québecois) and the the word "straight" for "straight": French people simply say "hétéro"...

So the honour of French writers is safe... :)
Though I'm sure that with some research you can dig up many French articles criticizing the movie... <G>
Wait, not so many... practically no one went to see the movie in France... :rolleyes:
 

Skyfire

Spaceman
That's one of the worst things I've ever heard! You have to be really looking for reasons to trash this movie if you are trying to make everyone out to be gay/lesbians. Especially from the fairly weak "proof" they have!
 

Bob McDob

Better Health Through Less Flavor
I has become Shiva destroyer of words! All your base are belong to us! You have no chance to escape make your time!make your time! I wing out her...before I crash! I that that for a now, SLO-MO!

[Edited by Bob McDob on 06-10-2001 at 22:04]
 

RATM

Spaceman
Originally posted by mpanty
LOL Napoleon!

But...

YOU HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!
That ain't a French review! It's a lame-o Québec writer who produced that piece of shit...

You can see it from the expressions "chum" (meaning boyfriend in Québecois) and the the word "straight" for "straight": French people simply say "hétéro"...

So the honour of French writers is safe...
Though I'm sure that with some research you can dig up many French articles criticizing the movie... <G>
Wait, not so many... practically no one went to see the movie in France...
Chum means friend also. and yes, Quobec is as lame as it gets when it comes to making sence, all they do it seems is flame everything that isent quobec made (if theres an athlete from quobec he/she gets all the covorage and the person who won the competition gets a yelling at and they say he/she got lucky etc)

It isent right seeing a review like that, i really liked the movie, the more you see it the more you love it, at least i did. Its just sad to see a review like that

my apologies to the weird french, im gonna laugh at some quobecers :) jk.
 
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