Is Your Beer Holy Satisfactory? (May 1, 2000)

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The Avuncular Order of Hom present their latest Blessed Brew. For the edification and salvation of the true believer - Uncle Kashumai's Treacle Breek Special. Made using only the finest ingredients and hops from the sacred pastures of Zo, it is fermented for 30 days, as laid down in the holy scriptures, and thrice blessed by the supervising deacon. Only then is it deamed fit to carry the homilies of Hom to you, our bretheren. The Blessed Brew - Salvation in every sip.

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Original update published on May 1, 2000