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$tormin

Spaceman
Originally posted by Mekt-Hakkikt
mpanty, you ARE a spoilsport!

If Kilrathi atoms are phantoms then the human atoms are just...nothing.
then you were beaten by figments of your own immagination.
geez. anything can kick your ass :p
 

mpanty

Keen Commander
Originally posted by Bob McDob

Um...Not nearly as many as my chihuahua has eaten!

Or something like that...
Ehm... I have "From the size of your gut I guess they were all eaten!", but whatever... <G>

You're the ugliest creature I've ever seen in my life. :D
Originally posted by Mekt-Hakkikt
If Kilrathi atoms are phantoms then the human atoms are just...nothing.
I prefer to me nothing than ugly! How shocking! <G>
(granted, $tormin's reply is much better... :) )


[Edited by mpanty on 04-15-2001 at 19:18]
 

mpanty

Keen Commander
Originally posted by Bob McDob

Er...um...If you buy now I'll throw in this silver-plated knife?
Argh! Go look for some Monkey Island IV insults on the web, you lazy pira... ehm, pilot! LOL

This one's was: "I'm shocked that you never gazed at your wife!"

Another one: You arms are no bigger than fleas that I've met! :)
Originally posted by Mekt-Hakkikt

As always.
Which gives you a good opportunity to evade the insult, mmmmmh? :p
 

Bob McDob

Better Health Through Less Flavor
Originally posted by mpanty
Another one: You arms are no bigger than fleas that I've met! :)
I am rubber, you are glue :)

Er...

So THAT'S why you're scratching! I'll go see a vet.
(Sound familiar Mekt?) :)

HA! I'm back with a vengence! This is the end for you, you gutter-crawling cur! ;)
 

Mekt-Hakkikt

Mpanty's bane
The Kilrathi do not evade any form of battle. But that what you put up is no battle at all. It is pathetic.

And Bob: Yes it seems familiar. Our human slaves were of constant need for a vet due to their weak phyisique.
 

mpanty

Keen Commander
Originally posted by Bob McDob

So THAT'S why you're scratching! I'll go see a vet.
Your knuckles I'll grind to a splintery paste.
Originally posted by Mekt-Hakkikt
The Kilrathi do not evade any form of battle.
Except those where you have to fight cattle! <G>
But that what you put up is no battle at all.
I'll blow your ship up, and then yaw, spin and roll... :p
It is pathetic.
What is pathetic, is you getting spacesick...

Our human slaves were of constant need for a vet due to their weak physique.
AHA! Look who's talking, you old antique freak! :)
 

Quarto

Unknown Enemy
Originally posted by pendell
You run THAT fast?
My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
Yeeh, I don't reply for one day, and this drifts down to ninth page?

So you got that job as a janitor after all, eh? :)
My sword is feared in every corner of this filthy island!

(I think I'm paraphrasing a bit... I must admit, I can't remember the exact wording any more ;))
 

pendell

Spaceman
Originally posted by Nep Parth
Originally posted by pendell
Also, Raptor: Those weren't *real* humans, those
were genetically-engineered humans who attacked
the Border Worlds. They had been GE'd to be
more like the Kilrathi, which explains not only
their greater viciousness but the fact that they
sucked bad.

Not human? That's like saying Bean from Ender's Game wasn't human (he's revealed to have been genetically modified). Bean had ONE gene changed. The GE people were modified, yes...but still human. They (probably) had the ability to interbreed with humans, making them human.
This is an insult thread. That is why I say nothing
bad about the humans and nothing good about the Kilrathi.
Mind you, in the game universe there are admirable
things about the Kilrathi, and the entire frightening
thing about the BL is that they *are* human. But this
is not an intelligent, informed debate. This is a slapfest.

And now you've made me drop out of character to answer you.
Grr...

Respectfully,

Brian P.
 

pendell

Spaceman
Originally posted by Bob McDob
With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated. ;)

On a side note, does anyone else have any clue what we're talking about? :)
Yes. You're quoting from the Monkey Island series.
I've only played the first one, myself.

-- Brian P.
 

mpanty

Keen Commander
Originally posted by Quarto

My sword is feared in every corner of this filthy island!
Then stop waving it around as if using your backhand... :p
(I am improvising, couldn't find the appropriate response <G> )
Originally posted by Raptor

Exactly. You humans are Rulgha, hardly worth the trouble of hunting down.
But getting adopted, yes? Ask Hobbes about Downtown! :D

[Edited by mpanty on 04-16-2001 at 14:48]
 

Bob McDob

Better Health Through Less Flavor
Originally posted by Mekt-Hakkikt
Originally posted by mpanty
But getting adopted, yes? Ask Hobbes about Downtown! :D

[Edited by Mekt-Hakkikt on 04-16-2001 at 16:15]
Erm...were you going to say anything? :)


Originally posted by mpanty

Originally posted by Bob McDob

So THAT'S why you're scratching! I'll go see a vet.
Your knuckles I'll grind to a splintery paste.
Oh yeah? :D

I THOUGHT that bean had a strange taste.

Hey, hey, look over there! :)
 

mpanty

Keen Commander
Originally posted by Bob McDob

Hey, hey, look over there!
Yes, yes, I know, it's a three headed Kilrathi... :rolleyes:

I've got weapons in places of my ship you've never heard of! ;)
 

Bob McDob

Better Health Through Less Flavor
Originally posted by mpanty
Originally posted by Bob McDob

Hey, hey, look over there!
Yes, yes, I know, it's a three headed Kilrathi... :rolleyes:

I've got weapons in places of my ship you've never heard of! ;)
Oh! So you wanna play like that eh? ;)

It's too bad none of them can actually fire. :D

I got this hole in my ship during a mighty struggle! ;)
 

mpanty

Keen Commander
Originally posted by Bob McDob

I got this hole in my ship during a mighty struggle! ;)
Oh! You mean the one where you fought a poodle? :p

Aaagh... People consider my guns lethal weapons!
 
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