Insults

[$tormin]

Destroying you would be justifiable homicide.

destroying Kilrah was an act of mercy

 

[Bob McDob]

Then killing you would be justifiable fungicide!

Plus, your mother wears a toupee! -pthb- pthb- pthb-

 

[mpanty]

Oh, that is so cliché!

When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.

 

[$tormin]

you are a wart upon the hemroid of the ass of the universe.
you are the spawn of stray dogs and lame birds
your parents whom you have never met as they threw you away at first sight, grew from warm ooze

 

[Chameleon102]

When you get to Hell, tell them I sent you.

You'll get a discount

 

[Bob McDob]

Originally posted by mpanty
When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.

Is that your face? I thought it was your backside!

Er...

 

[$tormin]

Originally posted by Chameleon102
When you get to Hell, tell them I sent you.

You'll get a discount

I didn't know your mother owned a resteraunt

 

[mpanty]

Originally posted by $tormin
you are a wart upon the hemroid of the ass of the universe.

Well then I guess you being a Kilrathi skin cyst is what makes the world so diverse... <G>

you are the spawn of stray dogs and lame birds

With my laser cannon you'll be cut up in thirds!

your parents whom you have never met as they threw you away at first sight, grew from warm ooze

Yours cannot even be indentified under their thick layer of tattoos.

Originally posted by Bob McDob

Is that your face? I thought it was your backside!

You can't match my witty repartee!

[Edited by mpanty on 04-15-2001 at 16:49]

 

[$tormin]

What is this? storm $tormin day? bug me untill my dial-up dies? cost me a fortune in overtime charges?
Is that how the warriors of kilrah should act? (besides dieing)

 

[mpanty]

Originally posted by $tormin
What is this? storm $tormin day? bug me untill my dial-up dies? cost me a fortune in overtime charges?

Well... Mekt the stinky Kilrathi is not around... and any excuse to procrastinate from studying is good... so since you provoked me $tormin...

Is that how the warriors of kilrah should act? (besides dieing)[/B]

I'm not from Kilrah, but when I'll be done with you, you'll be on the floor crying...

 

[Bob McDob]

Originally posted by $tormin
you are a wart upon the hemroid of the ass of the universe.
you are the spawn of stray dogs and lame birds
your parents whom you have never met as they threw you away at first sight, grew from warm ooze

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

(Sorry $tormin, just had to use that one )

Originally posted by mpanty You can't match my witty repartee!

I COULD, if you would use some breth spray

Heh! I'm on a roll and now I'll hound you night and day!

 

[NoRemorse]

To you all: see ya in Hell !

 

[mpanty]

Originally posted by Bob McDob

Heh! I'm on a roll and now I'll hound you night and day!

Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!

I can't rest until you've been exterminated!

 

[$tormin]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

(Sorry $tormin, just had to use that one )

allready done, fool

 

[Mekt-Hakkikt]

Hmm, that thread is now about both WC and Monkey Island insults?
I'll stick to the WC insults (translating the Monkey Island insults is too much work) but unfortunately I can't remember which one was the last WC related insult, so I won't react to one of those.
The human race is the equivalent of mosquitos: Annoying but so easily smashed.

 

[$tormin]

can't beat me with your flying so you dazzle me with your bullshit eh?

and i never played monkey island so all the insults are sorta wcish

 

[Bob McDob]

Originally posted by pendell
Truth be told, I'm a little perplexed here -- could
you elaborate somewhat on your point? I'm not sure
whether you're saying the Kilrathi are worse than feral
animals, since feral animals have honor but Kilrathi
don't (which is true), or something else.

Don't take it too seriously...I always say things like that.

 

[Mekt-Hakkikt]

So at least I can be sure that $tormin still battles the original battle. My favourite adversary at least...

Terran, I could beat you to crap even with my claws retracted and my fangs blunted.

 

[Bob McDob]

Originally posted by $tormin

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

(Sorry $tormin, just had to use that one )

allready done, fool

I know that! Well, now that I spent the past half-hour re-reading the entire "Insults" thread. Fear me!

Originally posted by mpanty
I can't rest until you've been exterminated!

Then perhaps you should switch to decaffinated

Oh, and Mekt: don't worry, I think we're running out of insults already.

 

[mpanty]

Originally posted by Mekt-Hakkikt

Terran, I could beat you to crap even with my claws retracted and my fangs blunted.

The fangs were probably the result of the fight with the Terran you hunted...