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Originally posted by Raptor
Need I mention Angel? She was....delicious. :)

Best, Raptor


shouldn't you preform oral on your own species? who knows what parasites she might get from you (or he. i will not judge you on things like this)

[Edited by $tormin on 04-15-2001 at 01:54]
 
Ah, you're just jealous, human. Even your own females prefer a warrior of Kilrath. :)

Best, Raptor

[Edited by Raptor on 04-15-2001 at 02:16]
 
"I will tear your tongues out, we will... damn, what did that prince say again. You guys need to learn english fast..."
 
Thrakhath's sleeper speech...

I have read your Terran Bible, with its predictions that there will be a weeping and gnashing of teeth. It is about to be fulfilled. We will tear your tongues out, we will scoop out your brains... You will be prime examples to the other races in the galaxy -- and clownish baboons for our amusement... Your race will suffer a thousand torments and more. Do not be emboldened by the presence of The Heart of the Tiger among you. Colonel Blair will be reduced to a pile of entrails... I'll see to it personally that you pay for every noble Kilrathi who has died at your hands in combat... I leave you and your miserable comrades to contemplate your ignoble futures...
 
In English it sounds much more horrible than in German! Don't make shiver...maybeI can't sleep at night then...*LOL*.:D
 
Originally posted by mpanty
Throughout the Galaxy my great deeds are celebrated!

A prime quote and no response!!! :0

The only deads of yours celerbrated is your deads of stupidity. Even maniac kicked your butts you must be bad.
 
Originally posted by Raptor
Ah, you're just jealous, human. Even your own females prefer a warrior of Kilrath. :)

Best, Raptor

[Edited by Raptor on 04-15-2001 at 02:16]


girls allways loved shag carpet
 
Originally posted by mpanty
Throughout the Galaxy my great deeds are celebrated!
Originally posted by Raptor

Yes, well, I told you not to put brilliance into that Galaxy's water recycler. And you really should consider getting a Centurion.
Originally posted by Dark Tower

The only deads of yours celerbrated is your deads of stupidity. Even maniac kicked your butts you must be bad.
No! No! No! Noooo!
You got it all wrong!! :(

The proper response is: Too bad they're all fabricated.

Ok, one more chance for you guys:
Every enemy I've met I've annihilated! :)
 
Thank you Bob... you and Quarto must be the only ones knowing what I'm talking about... :p

Ok, one more:
You're as repulsive as a Kilrathi in a negligee! :D
 
I look that much like your fiancee? :)

Ha! Now nothing on this planet can save yer sorry hide! :)
 
Originally posted by Zor Prime
Originally posted by mpantyMekt and Zor, only one thread to use for that insult contest, let's leave the others alone...

Well, lets condense it to one thread. So here you go. Throw the insults away.

ps- I don't expect this thread to stay open very long, so have fun while you can!;)

Well, look how accurate THAT was. ;)
 
Originally posted by Bob McDob

Ha! Now nothing on this planet can save yer sorry hide!
The only way YOU'll be saved is in formaldehyde! :p

Would you like to be gutted or disintegrated? :)
 
With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated. ;)

On a side note, does anyone else have any clue what we're talking about? :)
 
Re: Mine...

Originally posted by Bob McDob
With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated. ;)
I'll skewer you, like a sow at a buffet.
Originally posted by NoRemorse
Hey, are you afraid ? Stop shaking like that, boy: your ship is falling to pieces !
I'll hunt your tincan down until your heartbeat ceases! :p
 
Re: Re: Mine...

Originally posted by Bob McDob
On a side note, does anyone else have any clue what we're talking about? :)

Thought not. (Wow, I quoted myself!)


Originally posted by mpanty
I'll skewer you, like a sow at a buffet.

When I'm done with you., you'll be a boneless filet. :D

Now that I have my Eevhal Stratagy Guide(TM), nothing can stop me from blowing you away! :p
 
Re: Re: Re: Mine...

Originally posted by Bob McDob

Now that I have my Eevhal Strategy Guide(TM), nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
PAH! You're already killing me with your pitiful insult display! :p

Destroying you would be justifiable homicide.

[Edited by mpanty on 04-15-2001 at 16:18]
 
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