I wrote a song parody.

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Chat' started by Bandit LOAF, Dec 2, 2000.

  1. Bandit LOAF

    Bandit LOAF Long Live the Confederation!

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    And all the kitties say he's pretty fly -- for a Drakhai.

    You know it's kind of hard
    Just to get eight-kills today
    Our subject isn't chakta
    But he fakes it anyway
    He may not be a Thrak'hra
    And he may not die kabaka
    But for everything he lacks
    Well he'll make up with zu'kara

    So don't debate, a furball straight
    You know he really doesn't get it anyway
    He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
    Trav'hra'nigath! Trav'hra'nigath!
    So if you don't rate, just cut your jugular
    At least you know it'll all end at ko'bar yagar
    The world needs Kilrathi,
    So do that jak-ta thing

    He needs some cool prey
    Not just any will suffice
    But they didn't have any ukta
    So he bought a side of bak
    Now cruising in his Sartha, he sees Hornets as he pass
    But if he looks twice
    They're gonna kick his kitty ass

    Now he's getting a tattoo
    He's gettin' ink done
    He asked for a 'nagga', but they drew a 'merdha'
    Takhars say he's trying too hard
    And he's not quite zaga
    But in his own mind
    He's not rugalga

    So don't debate, a furball straight
    You know he really doesn't get it anyway
    He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
    Trav'hra'nigath! Trav'hra'nigath!
    So if you don't rate, just cut your jugular
    At least you know it'll all end at ko'bar yagar
    The world needs Kilrathi,
    The world needs Kilrathi,
    So do that jak-ta thing
     
  2. Meson

    Meson Swabbie
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    The refraim

    And all the kitties say he's pretty fly -- for a Drakhai.
    Va ka garga ka naru ha garga." uh huh uh huh
    Those not of the blood shall have their blood spilt!
    K'rakh drish'kai rai h'ra baby... uh huh, uh huh...

    [Edited by Meson on 12-02-2000 at 00:24]
     
  3. Quarto

    Quarto Unknown Enemy

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    "Grandson... I am pleased!" :)
     
  4. klaus

    klaus Spaceman

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    Hmmmm, while you're at it, make a sound and a video clip...
     
  5. Twister

    Twister Spaceman

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    BRAVO! we want more, we want more:)
     
  6. TyeDyeBoy

    TyeDyeBoy Spaceman

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    We need more of them, LOAF. We should do a Drakhai Album.
     
  7. Twister

    Twister Spaceman

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    mind if i take a shot at it?

    Medals for Nothing
    Now look at them hotshots! that's the way you do it.
    You fly a vamp of the Midway.
    That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Money for nothin' and chicks for free.
    Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
    Maybe get get fried in your little cockpit
    Maybe bug on your tail.
    We destroy kilrathi capships!
    all these cats are freaking MeeeEEE!
    We gotta take out, evil traders
    We gotta take out privateeeeEEERs
    See the little Hotshot with the medal and the slightsuit
    Yeah buddy that's his own work
    That little hotshot got his own jet airplane
    That little pirat he's a millionaire
    We gotta destroy kilrathi cruisers
    Custom bombing deliveries
    We gotta take out, all these targets
    We gotta save, humanityyyy
    I shoulda learned to fly a spacecraft!
    I shoulda learned to skin them cats
    Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the gunnerman
    Man we could have some fun
    And he's up there, what's that? border worlds?
    He's jankin' on the stick like a chimpanzee
    That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free
    We gotta take out kilrathi dreadnoughts
    We gotta move these pesky bugs
    We gotta move privateeeEErs
    Lord Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    You pull a high ''G'' in the excalibur, That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Money for nothin' and your chicks for free Money for nothin' and chicks for free...
    ...
    ..
    .
     
  8. Johann Cooper

    Johann Cooper Spaceman

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    This an original Twister production, or sung to the tune of something???
     
  9. Twister

    Twister Spaceman

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    original ; Money For Nothing by the fantastic Dire Straits. (feat. Sting) i pity thou who does not know this song or band.;)
     
  10. Dragon-Dreams

    Dragon-Dreams Spaceman

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    dear god.
     
  11. Ghost

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    Wow, you fucking tard.

    You replied to a thread...dead for 4 years!

    You should die in hell.
     
  12. Dyret

    Dyret Super Carrot!

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    Die in hell?


    BTW, Loaf should do the colorful birds thing on him!
     
  13. Mad Cow

    Mad Cow Spaceman

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    No! The colorful birds are MINE! Besides, that was for a thread that was a little less than a year old. This is four years. That's like, so much worse. ;)
     
  14. Wolf Dog

    Wolf Dog Spaceman

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    In the guy's defense, this at least had been news recently. Then again, he added absolutely nothing to the discussion so.... lets stone him!!!
     
  15. Dyret

    Dyret Super Carrot!

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    Colorful super-polymer assclowns that really love eachother would never ever bring back a over four years old thread.
     
  16. Iceman16

    Iceman16 Vice Admiral

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    holy crap, this is the worst ive ever seen, and Ive seen bad. maybe 'Dumbass that doesnt know any better than to reply to threads that are dead for four years' or 'thread necrophiliac' (or however you spell it) lol
     
  17. dextorboot

    dextorboot Spaceman

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    Why bother with the discuss link to the thread if you don't actually want someone to post here though.

    On topic, this is first time I've seen this. Pretty good.
     
  18. iCe

    iCe Vice Admiral

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    what the faq is wrong with replying to 4 year old threads??
     
  19. Dyret

    Dyret Super Carrot!

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    Translation: what the frequently asked questions is wrong with replying to 4 year old threads?? :D
     
  20. iCe

    iCe Vice Admiral

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    you're a funny guy
     

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