I wrote a song parody.

Bandit LOAF

Long Live the Confederation!
And all the kitties say he's pretty fly -- for a Drakhai.

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get eight-kills today
Our subject isn't chakta
But he fakes it anyway
He may not be a Thrak'hra
And he may not die kabaka
But for everything he lacks
Well he'll make up with zu'kara

So don't debate, a furball straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
Trav'hra'nigath! Trav'hra'nigath!
So if you don't rate, just cut your jugular
At least you know it'll all end at ko'bar yagar
The world needs Kilrathi,
So do that jak-ta thing

He needs some cool prey
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have any ukta
So he bought a side of bak
Now cruising in his Sartha, he sees Hornets as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his kitty ass

Now he's getting a tattoo
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a 'nagga', but they drew a 'merdha'
Takhars say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite zaga
But in his own mind
He's not rugalga

So don't debate, a furball straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
Trav'hra'nigath! Trav'hra'nigath!
So if you don't rate, just cut your jugular
At least you know it'll all end at ko'bar yagar
The world needs Kilrathi,
The world needs Kilrathi,
So do that jak-ta thing
 

Meson

Swabbie
Banned
The refraim

And all the kitties say he's pretty fly -- for a Drakhai.
Va ka garga ka naru ha garga." uh huh uh huh
Those not of the blood shall have their blood spilt!
K'rakh drish'kai rai h'ra baby... uh huh, uh huh...

[Edited by Meson on 12-02-2000 at 00:24]
 

Twister

Spaceman
mind if i take a shot at it?

Medals for Nothing
Now look at them hotshots! that's the way you do it.
You fly a vamp of the Midway.
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free.
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get get fried in your little cockpit
Maybe bug on your tail.
We destroy kilrathi capships!
all these cats are freaking MeeeEEE!
We gotta take out, evil traders
We gotta take out privateeeeEEERs
See the little Hotshot with the medal and the slightsuit
Yeah buddy that's his own work
That little hotshot got his own jet airplane
That little pirat he's a millionaire
We gotta destroy kilrathi cruisers
Custom bombing deliveries
We gotta take out, all these targets
We gotta save, humanityyyy
I shoulda learned to fly a spacecraft!
I shoulda learned to skin them cats
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the gunnerman
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? border worlds?
He's jankin' on the stick like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free
We gotta take out kilrathi dreadnoughts
We gotta move these pesky bugs
We gotta move privateeeEErs
Lord Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You pull a high ''G'' in the excalibur, That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free Money for nothin' and chicks for free...
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Twister

Spaceman
Originally posted by Johann Cooper
This an original Twister production, or sung to the tune of something???
original ; Money For Nothing by the fantastic Dire Straits. (feat. Sting) i pity thou who does not know this song or band.;)
 

Ghost

Emperor
Wow, you fucking tard.

You replied to a thread...dead for 4 years!

You should die in hell.
 

Mad Cow

Spaceman
No! The colorful birds are MINE! Besides, that was for a thread that was a little less than a year old. This is four years. That's like, so much worse. ;)
 

Wolf Dog

Spaceman
In the guy's defense, this at least had been news recently. Then again, he added absolutely nothing to the discussion so.... lets stone him!!!
 

Dyret

Super Carrot!
Mad Cow said:
No! The colorful birds are MINE! Besides, that was for a thread that was a little less than a year old. This is four years. That's like, so much worse. ;)
Colorful super-polymer assclowns that really love eachother would never ever bring back a over four years old thread.
 

Iceman16

Vice Admiral
holy crap, this is the worst ive ever seen, and Ive seen bad. maybe 'Dumbass that doesnt know any better than to reply to threads that are dead for four years' or 'thread necrophiliac' (or however you spell it) lol
 

dextorboot

Spaceman
Why bother with the discuss link to the thread if you don't actually want someone to post here though.

On topic, this is first time I've seen this. Pretty good.
 

Dyret

Super Carrot!
iCe said:
what the faq is wrong with replying to 4 year old threads??
Translation: what the frequently asked questions is wrong with replying to 4 year old threads?? :D
 
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