Howard Day said:
Wow. Okay. Well, I've just decided to never share my home address. Ever.
Awe, common. You know the amount of fun we'd have together? We could be best friends. I could move next door, or into your house, and we could hang out... It'd be so cool, and we could go to movies, and I could come with you on dates, and we could go buy clothes together...

So, what's you're phone number? :D :D