Everything I Needed To Know About Life I Learned From Wing Commander

[Bob McDob]

1. Never attack someone with eight guns head-on.
2.If you're secretly plotting to take over the universe, don't say it in front of everyone.
3. Never piss off a Marine.

There's obviously more, but I can't think of any right now

 

[mpanty]

Originally posted by Bob McDob
(...) I can't think (...)

You got that right...

 

[Strider55881]

4. If you want to stay popular, "Kick the little twerps ass!"

 

[Meson]

5. Big, one-shot methods never work. You need to take life one mission at a time to be successful.

 

[Unforgiven]

6. Always send your friends home if they're likely to get themselves killed.

 

[Bandit LOAF]

Originally posted by Bob McDob
1. Never attack someone with eight guns head-on.
2.If you're secretly plotting to take over the universe, don't say it in front of everyone.
3. Never piss off a Marine.

Aren't these supposed to be like, about life? You know, like cliche's followed by something explaining that they're from StarTrek/WingCommander/StarWars/etc...

You just listed stuff you learned about Wing Commander.

 

[Ghost]

You forgot that the insane mind of Bob has tendencies to mix the real world with the SpaceBattles forums with the Wing Commander world...