Just want to formally apologize to the community for my role which would lead to the eventual inevitability of certain pictures being placed revealing space vomiting. Though the space hurler in question is none other than Patrick Stewart, this little and lone fact fails to atone for the egregious sin I have committed.
I stand now, with my wife at my side, in deep regret.
I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family, and violates my or any sense of right and wrong. I apologize first and most importantly to my family. I apologize to the public, to whom I promised better.