Dicuss LOAF

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    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • O

    Votes: 3 25.0%
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    Votes: 3 25.0%
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    Votes: 5 41.7%

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Re: The LOAF discussion thread

Originally posted by Delance
The LOAF discussion thread

I'd rather not discuss that, thank you. Mom's cooking brings...horrid flashbacks. (shudder)...............:p
 
Tennets of LOAF
1) LOAF is America's greatest hero.
2) LOAF won the nobel prize for hat wearing in 1907.
3) LOAF is 50 percent water -- that's less water than you!
4) LOAF sees everything in terms of black & white & orange.
5) If LOAF were a flavor, the only flavor would be GRAPE!
6) LOAF smells like a highlighter pen... and is twice as handsome!
7) LOAF has caused more helicopter incidents than any other nation!
8) LOAF supports the Force Feedback movement!
9) LOAF once killed a hippie... and ate it.
10) If LOAF were a bag, he would be the bag you put Tasty-Cakes in.
11) LOAF knows more about seals than you.
12) LOAF's favorite flavor of gum is no gum at all!
13) LOAF keeps all his pencils sharpened... with the power of the lord!
14) LOAF loses 52 percent of his quality when encoded into realmedia formats!
15) LOAF has never made a viagra joke!
16) LOAF was once elected president of drainage ditch 145... by default.
17) LOAF killed himself a bear... when he was only three times its size.
18) LOAF can make liquid into balls... and balls into liquids.
19) LOAF is the worlds 177th highest source of good vibrations.
20) LOAF lost both his legs in Korea... and got them back in Viet-nam.
21) LOAF once wore a bandana... for six days.
22) LOAF hopes to order pizza over the internet.
23) LOAF often adds the letter 'i' or 'e' before things with no regard for common sense.
 
The LOAF anthem

Song
(Written by Centaurian Twister)
Baron von LOAF am I, of proud descent;
True to the Merry Guild I remain until death.
A Guild Member am I, free and fearless.
To the Baron I have always given honour.
You, my God and Lord, are my shield, on You I rely.
On You I will build; never leave me,
So that I may remain pious, Your servant at all moments,
Dispelling the tyranny that wounds my heart.
......................................

Who wrote the Book of LOAF?
 
Flame others without reasons?

WTF is wrong with your head fucktard?
Are you really fucking nuts?
Or the stupidity flooded your stupids cells?
Go back to your crap.
 
New members of the chatzone I can remember being an example. If that's the way you want to play the game, I'll play the game that way.

Otherwise, if you don't like others doing to you what you do to others, sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up and make no fucking waves whatsoever.
 
Ah Yes, i remember, you were the kid that wrote about the dead Blair Army and the Army of Darkness or something, then i replied with sarcasm...
 
I'm not sure when it was. Anyway, you don't like it when other people treat you like that, right? Okay, message recieved and understood. But other people don't like it when you (and Lehah, and others who do it) attack them. Comprende?
 
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