Defence Secretary Resigns After Sex Shocker (April 16, 2000)

KrisV

Administrator
Scandal-digger Tania Gell reports. Selton Tubsworth, Defence Secretary for Hades, revealed that he would be standing down from his position in a press conference this morning. His resignation comes two days after a former love revealed his outlandish sexual proclivities, which include penchants for fluffy rodents, rubber tubing, baths of strawberry jelly and a small bucket of molten wax. Tubsworth said he was retiring to spend more time with his menagerie.

--
Original update published on April 16, 2000
 
Last edited:
Back
Top