Best movie quote
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K1nG Gr4H4m
Spaceman
Ave Cesar Morituri Te Salutant.
From an Asterix movie and many Roman Empire movie.
From an Asterix movie and many Roman Empire movie.
Preacher
Swabbie
Banned
No, that line is from Silence of the Lambs, uttered by Buffalo Bill to one of his victims (Senator's daughter?).
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Here's a classic, from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Grim Reaper (in Darth Vader-like voice):
I am Death!...
Graham Chapman:
Well, that's certainly cast a pall over the evening, hasn't it?...
Ripper
Peace Through Superior Firepower
This little exchange took place in the movie "Stingray", and to the best of my knowledge went like this:
Two hicks are sitting in a stake bed pickup at a stop sign when the Corvrette blasts from left to right in front of them, way ahead of the "bad guys" pursuing them.
Hick #1, passenger: "Whut wuz that?"
Hick #2, Driver: "That wuz a Corvette!"
Hick #1: "Whuts so speshul about a Corvette?"
Hick #2: "It's got a fi-ber-glass body."
Hick #1: "So?"
Hick #2: "Yew ever see what happens when someone runs into one?"
Hick #1: "No."
Hick #2: "Well hang on and I'll show ya!"
They tear out after the Corvette.
I was nearly catatonic, I was laughing so hard.
Two hicks are sitting in a stake bed pickup at a stop sign when the Corvrette blasts from left to right in front of them, way ahead of the "bad guys" pursuing them.
Hick #1, passenger: "Whut wuz that?"
Hick #2, Driver: "That wuz a Corvette!"
Hick #1: "Whuts so speshul about a Corvette?"
Hick #2: "It's got a fi-ber-glass body."
Hick #1: "So?"
Hick #2: "Yew ever see what happens when someone runs into one?"
Hick #1: "No."
Hick #2: "Well hang on and I'll show ya!"
They tear out after the Corvette.
I was nearly catatonic, I was laughing so hard.
Mystery muppet
Spaceman
Hm... Veeery few Yoda-quotes here. A shame I'm too tired to slam them up here... 
I had a good quote somewhere in my head, though. I wonder where it went off... Hell, I wonder where it's FROM. *Thinks hard enough to confuse a donkey* Oh well, I guess I'll have to resort to some Grim Fandango-lines.
[Elevator-operator-demon-purple-thing repairs the tube-messaging system, and Manny comes in and initiates a conversation. After a while of conversation, the demon says...]
' - but I've got to cover my arse, you know?'
'Yes, you do.'
TOUCHÈ!
And there's always...
[Manny exits the elevator at the garage-level, and notices that Glottis has 'tweaked' the hearse beyond any and all recognition.]
'Glottis, are you loco? That was a company car!'
[Glottis looks at Manny with wide-open bloodshot eyes.] 'Oh yeah! And it's even better company now!'
I had a good quote somewhere in my head, though. I wonder where it went off... Hell, I wonder where it's FROM. *Thinks hard enough to confuse a donkey* Oh well, I guess I'll have to resort to some Grim Fandango-lines.[Elevator-operator-demon-purple-thing repairs the tube-messaging system, and Manny comes in and initiates a conversation. After a while of conversation, the demon says...]
' - but I've got to cover my arse, you know?'
'Yes, you do.'
TOUCHÈ!
And there's always...
[Manny exits the elevator at the garage-level, and notices that Glottis has 'tweaked' the hearse beyond any and all recognition.]
'Glottis, are you loco? That was a company car!'
[Glottis looks at Manny with wide-open bloodshot eyes.] 'Oh yeah! And it's even better company now!'
Phillip Tanaka
Swabbie
Banned
Or the chat that Ray and Winston have over Judgement Day and the dead rising from the grave. That was pretty cool.
TopGun
Vampire Ace
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Gozer the Gozerian: good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
Gozer: "Are you a God?"
Dr. Raymond Stantz: ".....No"
Gozer: "Then....Die!"
Gozer: "Are you a God?"
Dr. Raymond Stantz: ".....No"
Gozer: "Then....Die!"
Phillip Tanaka
Swabbie
Banned
No wait, wait, the courtroom scene with Walter Peck. Lines like "this man has no dick" or "you can believe Mr Pecker here", is great.
Phillip Tanaka
Swabbie
Banned
Those are good quotes. And that movie, the one with the 'No, I am your father' quote. That's the one with Blair, right?